Monday 19th of September 2005
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear" she whispers as she steps into the room, "why are you down here at this time of night"?
The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16" he asks solemnly?
"Yes I do", she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love"?
"Yes, I remember", said the wife.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to jail for 20 years'"?
"I remember that, too", she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".
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The married couple and the wife discovers that her husband was not in bed with her
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear" she whispers as she steps into the room, "why are you down here at this time of night"?
The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16" he asks solemnly?
"Yes I do", she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love"?
"Yes, I remember", said the wife.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to jail for 20 years'"?
"I remember that, too", she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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