Sunday 9th of August 2009
The teacher asks the class to name big words that eat things and end in "TOR".
The first little boy said "Alligator".
The teacher replied "Very good that is a very clever example".
Tne second little boy said "Predator".
The teacher replied "Very good that is a very good example, well done".
Little Johnny says "Vibrator".
The teacher nearly fell off her chair and replied "That is a big word but it does not eat anything".
Little Johnny replied "Yes it does; my sister says it eats batteries like there’s no tomorrow".
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source: http://johns-jokes.com
The teacher asked for big words that eat things and end in ’TOR’
The teacher asks the class to name big words that eat things and end in "TOR".
The first little boy said "Alligator".
The teacher replied "Very good that is a very clever example".
Tne second little boy said "Predator".
The teacher replied "Very good that is a very good example, well done".
Little Johnny says "Vibrator".
The teacher nearly fell off her chair and replied "That is a big word but it does not eat anything".
Little Johnny replied "Yes it does; my sister says it eats batteries like there’s no tomorrow".
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source: http://johns-jokes.com
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