Thursday 1st of January 2009
The Woodpecker Might Have to Go!
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark.
One :
Don't miss the boat.
Two :
Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three :
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four :
Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five :
Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six :
Build your future on high ground.
Seven :
For safety sake, travel in pairs.
Eight :
Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine :
When you're stressed, float a while...
Ten :
Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven:
No matter the storm, when you believe, there's always a rainbow waiting.
Wasn't that nice?
Email from: Howard :)
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