The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love...
 
Friday 26th of May 2006

Thought for Today About My Wife



When you see your wife running around in the garden, covered in blood, screaming and disoriented... don't panic!


Calm down, relax...


...take aim and shoot again!

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