Wednesday 5th of December 2007
Little Johnny went to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news.
Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console little Johnny saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in heaven with God now".
Little Johnny replied, "What's God gonna' do with a dead cat"?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Tragedy of the Dead Cat
Little Johnny went to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news.
Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console little Johnny saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in heaven with God now".
Little Johnny replied, "What's God gonna' do with a dead cat"?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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