Monday 23rd of June 2008
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperms together and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. One dozen babies are in the ward eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the de light of the two gays she points out the happy child as theirs.
'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other. 'All these unhappy babies...and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for one another.'
The nurse says 'oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we pull the Thermometer out of his ass.
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Two gay men have a baby....
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperms together and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. One dozen babies are in the ward eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the de light of the two gays she points out the happy child as theirs.
'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other. 'All these unhappy babies...and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for one another.'
The nurse says 'oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we pull the Thermometer out of his ass.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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