Tuesday 2nd of March 2010
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.
The losing question was where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa .
Another question was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer.
Another question was on different aircraft types.
What is the greaest advantage to a rotor-wing aircraft vs a fixed wing aircraft?
Damn,....I guessed wrong!!
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.
Problem was she's rubbish at snooker.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Camberley but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.
"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."
How many vietnam war veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Contributions from: Howard and Joolz
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Two questions from a pub quiz and some short jokes
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.
The losing question was where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa .
Another question was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer.
Another question was on different aircraft types.
What is the greaest advantage to a rotor-wing aircraft vs a fixed wing aircraft?
Damn,....I guessed wrong!!
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.
Problem was she's rubbish at snooker.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Camberley but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.
"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."
How many vietnam war veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Contributions from: Howard and Joolz
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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Humor to bust a gut with our funny, Obama, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, sports, relationship jokes which are all funny, clean or some that are dirty and a bit close to the mark!
Carlos Ray Chuck Norris, Paddy the Irishman jokes and more hilarious laughter all found at Johns- Jokes.com
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We do not tell Dirty, offensive and rude jokes but you can! 'even good for adults and youngsters suffering Acne :)
Our Comedy Sketches, Knock Knock jokes make for hilarious laughter, Wicked wit, short stories, crazy quotes, and strive to have a broad range and nothing too dirty!