Tuesday 16th of December 2008
The husband finally got wise to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her, and in less than a week, had all the information that he needed on the "other man".
The husband convinced himself that his marriage would still be a loving and trustworthy one had this S.O.B. not come into the picture. Being a man of 21st century and all, he decided to handle the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated and business- like manner.
He sent the following e-mail to his wife's lover:
Sir,
It has been brought to my attention that for some time now you have been carrying on an affair with my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM next Friday.
The "other man" was highly amused by the husband's formal manner and sent the following reply:
Dear Sir,
I have received a copy of the your mass mailing this morning. You may be advised that I will attend the scheduled conference in your office's auditorium.
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Unfaithful wife caught by the private detective.
The husband finally got wise to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her, and in less than a week, had all the information that he needed on the "other man".
The husband convinced himself that his marriage would still be a loving and trustworthy one had this S.O.B. not come into the picture. Being a man of 21st century and all, he decided to handle the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated and business- like manner.
He sent the following e-mail to his wife's lover:
Sir,
It has been brought to my attention that for some time now you have been carrying on an affair with my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM next Friday.
The "other man" was highly amused by the husband's formal manner and sent the following reply:
Dear Sir,
I have received a copy of the your mass mailing this morning. You may be advised that I will attend the scheduled conference in your office's auditorium.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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