Vijayakanth's Dialogues in English

(Vijaykanth is a popular Tamil film actor from India)

1) U can study and get any certificates. But ucannot get ur death certificate


2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH


3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop .. u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop


5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

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