Wee Willie and Wanda

Wee Willie was walking with Wanda, his new girlfriend, carrying her books home from grammar school. Both were eight years old.

"Wanda," said Wee Willie with a worshipping gaze, "you are the first girl I have ever loved."

"Dammit!" said Wanda, "another beginner."

The female brain cellenjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee

...and maybe a sticky bun :)