Tuesday 17th of April 2007
West Yorkshire Police Statement:
A man has been found dead in a river this morning wearing a Leeds shirt, fish net stockings, suspenders and a black crotches thong. The man was also said to have an orange inserted in his anus.
Police have removed the Leeds shirt to save his family any embarrassment.
Mad Cow Disease Theory
The brain is a wonderful organ
House Trained
Petrol Substitute
Stopped by the police while driving home
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)