Monday 21st of November 2005
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed.
I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No." She answered.
I then said,
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes." She replied.
Then I said,
" I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed.
I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No." She answered.
I then said,
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes." She replied.
Then I said,
" I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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