Sunday 27th of March 2005
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer", the man began, "I can explain"...
"Quiet" snapped the officer! "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back".
"But, officer, I just wanted to say"...
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail"!
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding so he'll be in a good mood when he gets back".
"Don't count on it", answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom".
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Whoops from the police officer who caught the man speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer", the man began, "I can explain"...
"Quiet" snapped the officer! "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back".
"But, officer, I just wanted to say"...
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail"!
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding so he'll be in a good mood when he gets back".
"Don't count on it", answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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