Sunday 18th of December 2005
I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hi ya mate, how are you going"?
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks".
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to"?
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo.., how about yourself"?
The next thing I heard him say was ...
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Why men don't talk to each other in public toilets...
I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hi ya mate, how are you going"?
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks".
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to"?
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo.., how about yourself"?
The next thing I heard him say was ...
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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