Tuesday 15th of November 2011
Wife Found Alive in Coffin
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held in the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"
An iPhone that does not need batteries
Always check the label
Mission accomplished
Is this where they went wrong
Literally in Arabic
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)