Saturday 13th of October 2007You try your best but....
Things are getting worse, I just can't seem to do the right thing no matter how hard I try...I give up...!!
She says she's absolutely sick of me, what with football, rugby, cricket, motor racing and the odd little bet here and there.
Doesn't seem fair though, she knew I was a mad sports fan when she met me.
Nevertheless, last night being our wedding anniversary, I tried to see things from her side and booked a table for 2, for 8pm.
By 9pm, things were 10 times worse!!! She hadn't potted a single f**king red . . . !
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