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A Truly Amazing And Heroic Story

 

A truly amazing and heroic story in pictures, apart from the dialogue at the end.


Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet
Are you a vet

A Swedish tourist jumped in the freezing water and saved my precious little dog.

Upon getting back on the bridge, he checked my puppie out and told me, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine".

Due to his selfless heroic act, I asked, "are you a vet"?

He replied, "VET? VET? I'M EFFING SOAKED"!!!!!



Must be the Groaner of the week?

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb 


Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns 


English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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