Alphabetical Joke Titles
- ?
- A married man went off for the weekend with the boys
10 Fingers
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
100 Dollar Question
16 years
17 of the best !
20 shots of scotch
21 st Century...
23rd Psalm
8 months pregnant
- A
- A beautiful message about growing old
A big boy like you shouldn’t be crying
A big-city lawyer...
A Birthday reminder
A Bit of Physics Humour
A blonde was summoned to court to...
A blonde's last word.
A Boob Poem
A bowl of chili
A Brand New Small Car for Women
A Brazillian Wax Job - OUCH
A bride's first night confession
A bunch of guys were working
A cardiologist's funeral
A cat named Jesus?
A cat named lucky
A cat scan
A Christmas gift
A cigarette shortens your life by...
A circus magician
A computer instructor's observation
A Convicted Felon....
- A c
- A couples first night
A cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
a cowboy and the indians
A daughter's letter from her college to her parents.
A Day at Golf with Dave and Fred
A definition of globalization...
A dinner conversation that went wrong
A discussion on the Hereafter
A doggie tail - another groaner
A dogs dilemma
A Duke was hunting in the forest
A Farang came out of a toilet...
A farmer buys a condom
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
A father's advice to his son
A few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions by both men and women.
A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr. Smith
A fricken Elephant
A friend’s empathy
A German Tourist Walks Into a McDonalds
A gorilla chimp and a monkey under a cocunut-tree
A Grandmother's Letter to her Grandson
- A G
- A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee...
A guaranteed quick get rich scheme
A guy from Kansas dies
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked...
A guy offers to buy a drink
A Gynecologist’s hand after thirty years service
A heart rending story and a compassionate man
A Hermaphrodite
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
A John Cleese message to all USA citizens
A Kiwi who got his priorities right
A Lesson to be learnt from an ant
A letter home from scout camp...
A Linguistic Professor in A Lecturer about the English Language
A Little Boy's Prayers
A little girl asks where does poo come from?
A little girl was out with her grandmother...
A little old lady in court
A little old lady is walking...
A little old lady with a farting problem
A little old lady with failing eyesight
A little tribute to a man who made a difference: Bob Hope
- A L
- A Load of Blarney about the Irish Blarney Stone
A lonely guy...
A love story..
A lucky Las Vegas gambler.
A man and a woman were having drinks,,,
A man goes to his doctors...
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I think I might be gay."
A man goes to the doctors...
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.
A man moves into a nudist colony.
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and...
A man walks into a public toilet...
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada
A man went into the proctologist's office for his first internal exam.
A man went to the doctor...
A man went to the police station
A man went to visit
A man with a dog walks into a bar
A man's car broke down one night in the desert...
A married couple in their early 60s
A MBB aeronautic development engineer told me this company joke:
- A m
- A message from God to the atheist professor
A Message from your Prime Minister
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker...
A Modest Essay
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying
A mother buys a present for her son
A Natural Process
A new cure for worms
A new ending for an old fairy tale.
A new kind of car
A New Sin
A new tax to balance the budget?
A news reporter on an assignment met up with...
A nice daddy
A night out for Dave and his wife
A Night With "The Girls"
A penny for your thoughts
A Pilot's Story
A Pom at Australian Customs
A Post Office Worker
A Prayer for the Stressed
A present for the wife
- A p
- A princess is walking along...
A Professon lectures on the evils of marijuana
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
A rabbit walks into a bar...
A real groaner
A riddle
A Rough Night
A Scottish Minister
A sign that you are getting old
A talent scout
A Talking Parrot
A telephone conversation
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization.
A Tip for Your Caddy?
A tip from a Geordie
A trouble shared
A Truly Inspirational Tale Of Kindness
A very fishy groaner to beat them all
A very good vitamin C source
A very short story
A Viagra advert that should get first prize
A vicar books into a motel
- A V
- A Visit To The IRS - Internal Revenue Service?
A Welsh Love Story
A wife's lover who was caught naked by her husband
A Wise Old Man
A woman goes shopping in Big W
A woman goes to the doctor...
A woman meets a handsomely gorgeous man in a bar.
A Woman Walks into a Bar
A woman was driving into a small town
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
A young boy, about eight...
A young clergyman
Aberdonians
Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes
Abstain from Sex
Accident report
Actual call centre conversations
Actual Employee Evaluations
Adam and Eve
Adam got caught speeding yesterday.
Adam was created first...
- Adm
- Admit it - this would scare the ...
Advantages of being colour blind
Adventures in punctuation
Advertisement for Durex
Advice from a sex therapist
Aeroplane crash
After a long night of making love...
After the first blind date
After the honey
After the Honeymoon
After the oilfield blowout
After the operation
After the sermon
Air traffic controllers
Airspace violation protocol
All Done
All I Know About Computers I Learned From My Mum
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow.
All three were wrong
All Torn-up
Alternative solution to airport full-body scanners
Always check
- Alw
- Always check your child's homework
Always the lawyer..
Amazing Computer Geek
Amish and Elevator
An 80 Year Old Man
An Act of Charity
An actual Craig's List Peronals Ad
An Arab student sends email to his dad
An archeological teams’s recent discovery in Washington DC
An Aussie went into an empty bar...
An Australian Genie!
An Economist Was Leaving His Office Building
An effective diet
An Eggplant
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
An elderly spinster a dog in heat and the vet
An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian
An excited Little Johnny returns from the ball game
An Irishman's Life Philosophy
An Old Man and a Horny Old Geezer
An old man had a surprise
An old owl....
- And
- And he said...
Anger Management, I do feel better!!!
Angry Motorist
Angus Broon of Glasgow...
Animal conscription
Another confession
Another crude one about a fat lady and her Elvis tattoo
Another miracle: Water to Wine
Another one for the Brits - an A-Z of Essex English
Another one for the golfers
Another pint of heavy for Hughie from Glasgow
Another problem caused by deforestation
Another Speeding Motorist Is Caught
Another surgeon
Any objection to...?
Apparently She Knows You
Are you a believer in God and Jesus?
Are you an American?
Are you included in the following one hundred?
Arguing on the internet
Arnie and Tiger
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
- Art
- Art critic
As I Mature
At Any Given Moment:
At The Club
At the Urologist's
AT&T reception and another satisfied customer
Aussie housewife slipped in the bathroom
Australian Letter of the Year
Aviation testing the strength of an airplane windshield
- B
- B & Q Job Application
Back at School and the joys of education
Back in the good old days when RawPower
Bad Day For The Undertaker
Bad memory
Bad Timing
Bad words
Ballmer Peak
Bank Robber
Bastard!
Batteries
Be careful in English pubs
Be careful with superglue
Be Happy
Be prepared for this interview question
Bear facts
Beautiful Girl
Bed Time Story
Beer
Beer Cannon Montage
Beer glasses
Beer in the eyes of babes
- Bee
- Beer quotations
Beer- the cure for everything
Before and After Marriage
Being Totally Honest:
Believe it or not , These are real 911 calls!
Benny the Motorcyclist
Best and Last
Best comeback line ever?
Best joke from a British competition
Best mate
Best Menopause Question Ever
Best mother-in-law joke
Best Venn Diagram Ever
Beware - crude but funny
Beware when you come home!
Bicycle...
Big game warning from Mozambique
Big Mac Index
Biggest Lies and Porky Pies
Bike lock fails
Bill and Sam the long term buddies
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates, Don't Hold Your Breath
- Bil
- Bill Cosby Quotes
Bill Gates vs. General Motors (GM)
Billy Connolly Quotations
Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about everybody
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Billy Connolly's Desiderata........ excerpt from his book
Birthday gifts for Mom from her three sons
Birthday Wishes
Black woman with one white boob and one black boob
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the National Debt
Blessings
Blonde at work and wanted a few days off work
Blonde completing her passport application
Blonde jokes, questions and answers
Blonde phonecall
Blue Balls
Bob Hill and his wife Betty are vacationing in Europe.
Bobbitt Family Update
Body Language
Books read by teenagers
Bra sizes Explained
Bran muffins
- Bre
- Breakfast Joke
Breaking News: Man killed on golf course
Breast feeding - it rocks
Breasts or legs
British One Liners
British Weather
Broken Fence in DC
Broken Leg
Brotherly love on the golf course
Browser comparison with different modes of transport
Bumper stickers
Burglar Deterrent
Buying my first condoms
By Gum!
By Gum!
- C
- C+++ creator, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's 'Computer Magazine.
Call to Prayer
Calling in Sick
Calm down
Calm down Bro’
Can I See Your License Please?
Can this marriage be saved?
Can you identify the facial expressions of these women?
Can you read this !!??
Can't Miss Pick-Up Lines
Canadian National Lottery - True Story
Captain Rudolf Larrson
Captain's Announcement
Caption Contest
Car Accident
Cartoons of Life
Catholic Parrots
Caught in the act
Cell Mate
Cell Mates
Chance meeting at the supermarket
Change of name
- Cha
- Charades
Charles Atlas
Charles noticed the mother and child in the supermarket
Charles playing golf
Chat up line
Chat up line overheard in a bar
Chatting up on the beach
Chatup line
Cheap skate buying perfume for his wife
Cheating patient
Check your stress factor here
Cheesy Valentine’s Day Jokes
Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream
Chick magnet
Chicken surprise
Children's Science Exam answers.
Chinese Torture
Choking
Christopher Columbus's first words
Chubby Brown quotes and quotations from Roy
Chuck Norris
Cinderella was now 95 years old.
- Cit
- City Boy
Clean underwear
Cleaning Poem
Colonoscopies are no joke
Colour Test - how many times before you can get it right?
Comatose Grandma Sitter
Coming out of the closet
Coming to an airport near you
Complaints from Animals
Computer Dependency Test
Computer diagnosis from a urine sample
Computer help desk support calls revisited
Computer message - Fatal Error
Computer Printer Repair
Computer programming facts, humour and subtle truths
Computer quotes
Computer Terminology
Computer Users
Computers & Internet - General - Get The Most From The I.T. Dept.
Condom packaging
Confession from a UPS delivery man
Confessions
- CON
- CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1920's, 30's 40's, 50's , 60's & 70's !!
Consider yourself warned.
Consultants in the restaurant
Cool biker chick
Corny jokes about farmers
Corporate Lessons
Corporate Wisdom from Will Rogers
Cosmetic Surgery
Cosmetic Surgery - the Boob Job
Cosmetic Surgery - The Full Works
Cosmetic Surgery in the most Intimate of Places
Council job application
Country Funeral . . .
Couple on their first date
Courtesy of the Big Yin - Billy Connolly for those not in the know.
Cowboy from Brokeback Mountain
Cowboy in a gay bar
Cowboy in Texas
Cowboy Logic
Crabs
Crazy Wife?
Creation explained like never before
- Cre
- Creation of God's country
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Cross examination by a defense attorney
Cruise Ship
Culling the Coyotes
Cure for Swine Flu Fever
Curtain Rods.... a happy ending
Customs declarations
- D
- Daddy, how did I come into this world?
Damaging food
Darling have you ever cheated on me?
Darling when we make love do you...
Darwin Awards
Dating in the 60s
David Beckam horse riding
David is to be returned to Italy
Dead Penguins
Deadly Habits
Dear Abby letters
Dear Diary,
Deer Hunting
Delete Cookies
Demographic forecast of Europe 2015
Deodrant stick instructions
Depressed
Devil's Problem
Devolution of British maths teaching
Diagnosis
Did I do that and a letter from the boss
Did you enjoy the sex?
- Did
- Did you know
Did you know the devil actually wears a wig - another groaner!
Difference between the sexes
Different Nations Corporations
Different Thermometers
Dilbert quotes from company managers
Dirty Fork
Discrimination Against Batchelors
Distasteful jokes to pass some time......
Distressed Widow from Scotland
Disturbing Photos - Soldiers vs. Protestors in Bangkok, Thailand
Do Crappie?
Do Not touch
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
Doberman Dies
Doctor in Newfoundland
Doctor’s Second Opinion
Doctor's opinion
Doctor's orders
Doctor's prescription
Doctors
DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
- Doe
- Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
Dog For Sale: OR free to good home.
Dog inspection on parade
Dog's Letters to God
Doggie Style
Dogs and Bars
Don’'t beam me up yet Scotty...
Don't Be An Oxymoron...
Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman
Don't you love me no more
Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking
Double jointed
Down on the Farm
Drink to that
Driving
Drunk driver
Drunken stupor
Duck hunting
Duck walks into a bar...
Dumb Blonde Waitress?
- E
- Ear ear
Early retirement bonus
Easy?
Economics simplified
Edinburgh Fringe Festival winning jokes
Eight Iron
Elephant Joke
Embarrassing Medical Exams
Emergency Appointment
Encore
Encyclopaedia Britannica advertised in the For Sale columns
English and Irish man joke
English is a crazy language.
English language...
Escaped Murderer
Essex girls moved to Glasgow?
Even more bumper stickers
Everything is going to be alright
Evil mutant attack squirrel of death
Excerpts from a book called Disorder in the American Courts
Extracts from police car video arrests
- F
- Facebook Venn Diagram of news feeds and Farmville
Facts about reindeer and Father Christmas
Facts of life
Facts of life
Fair is Fare
Family golf story
Family togetherness.............
Famous composers and movie stars
Fancy Dress Party
Farmer Joe's Day In Court
Fast forward to 2006
Fat free - for all those following a diet
Father O'Malley went to visit Patrick Shanahan in the hosptital.
Father to his son:
Father?
Fatherly Advice from the Marriage Counselor
Fatherly Advice from the Priest
Fatherly advice to his daughter
Federal Government employee performance evaluations.
Feelings
Female benefits....
Female Logic
- Fem
- Female pilot
Female Prayers
Feminine Logic
Fight with the Little Woman
Finally Learned What Service Means
Finally, A Blonde Guy Joke!
Financial Difficulties
Find the Ad!
Fire fighters
First Day At School
First night and still a virgin after being married before
First Night for the newly married virgin with a penis phobia
First timer
Fit for the Job
Five jumps a week
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
Five Tips For A Woman
Flight attendants
Flight attendants announcements
Flight tower conversation at Dublin’s main runway
Flu update
Food Shortage
- For
- For my 75th birthday my wife gave me...
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity....
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
For wine lovers and connoisseurs
Fore!
Forgive your enemies.....
Fortunate
Fortune telling weighing machine
Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee...
Four Catholic men and a...
Four good lessons to remember
Four Nuns with St Peter at the Pearly Gates
Fourth Marriage
Frank and his new rifle
Frank and the dwarf
Free beer
Free Sex With Petrol Station Fillup
Free strips of paper
Friends
Friendship, Men vs. Women
From 'Monty Python'
- Fro
- From now on I resign from being an adult
From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement
From the mouth's of babes
From the mouths of babes
Funny Motor Insurance Claims
Funny shop names
Funny Story, possibly true?
Funny tales about safety
- G
- G W Bush was sleeping when suddenly he awoke
Gassing Up
Gasthof zum Lowen Restaurant
Geek leak
Geek Logic
Genetic Result
Gentle Thoughts for Today
Geography of a woman
George W Bush visits a primary school...
George Washington and his troops
German Engineering
Get up on the wrong side of the bed
Getting A Round Of Golf, What to tell the missus
Getting even
Getting home - you just cannot win
Getting mugged
God was planning on taking a vacation
Going Camping.....
Going to Jail
Golf And The Bees
Golf and the two 'Gotchas!'
Golf balls
- Gol
- Golf caddies
Golf Grammar Lesson
Golf lessons
Golf Questions
Golf with a lady and four lawyers
Golfers be grateful
Gone doody
Gone Fishing
Gone to market - Love Pig
Good Driver
Good Lawyer
Good luck Mr Gorsky
Good manners and etiquette
Good News and Bad News for Fathers' of Newly Born Baby Sons
Good News and Bad News from the Airline Pilot about a Hijacker
Google reveals the cause of India’s Population Growth
Gorilla
Gossip and the Test of Three
Graffitti
Grandpa and his grand-daughter
Grandparents and kids
Grant me Serenity
- Gra
- Graveside Service
Great modern time philosophers
Greek Style
Greener Grass...
Groaner about a Honda motorcycle.
Gross but Innovative
Grounds for Divorce?
Growing up
Guardian Angel
Guess who one the bet.
Guns, doctors and lawyers
Guy with a girlfriend named Lorraine - another groaner
- H
- H2O: Dangerous Chemical!
Hair
Halloween Party
Handy Latin Phrases by Phil Brodie
Hank was a not too smart kind of guy.
Happiness is sharing...
Happy Father's Day
Hard to argue with Indian wisdom...
Harley Davidson
Harry the Eagle
Have you been a good girl?
Have You Ever Danced?
Have you tried this really great new drink
Health
Health & Fitness - Factfile. Questions & Answers
Health & Fitness - Old Age - Dangerous Driving Penalties
Hearing aid and perception
Heart Attack
Heart attacks
Heart broken
Heart Murmur
Heaven
- Hei
- Heights of revenge !!!!!
Help desk
Help hubby
Her Own Way
Here is something even most car buffs probably didn't know.
Here’s an interesting dilemma
Here's one for farangs in Asia
Hilarious quotes concerning the better half
Hired help
Holiday couple in Spain
Hollywood Squares
Holy Joes Desiderata
Home Alone
Honeymoon confessions
Hospital jokes
Hospital patient
House Trained
Housework
How Come?
How did you get the injury?
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
How do you spend your Chrstmas time?
- How
- How do you unlock the door?
How Father Murphy fixed his leaking church roof
How fights start with Wife
How hot is it in Hell?
How little Johnny sold toothbrushes
How Logical is the English Language?
How many of these put a smile on your face?
How Many Slices of Toast for Breakfast
How much is too much
How not to post a newpaper advertisement for a sewing machine.
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
How the internet was all started, it is true, honest!
How the world works lately…
How to feel really good
How to be cruel to old guys
How to Dump a Man
How to get 3 days off?
How to get to Heaven
How to help a Lesbian have a baby
How to hold on while the train is in motion in order to avoid falling.
How to keep fit for the elderly...
How to place the right person in the right job?
- How
- How to print from an iPad
How To Recycle a Condom...
How to save the airlines by Tiger Woods
How to Spell Putt
How to stop smoking
How to subtly mention your iPhone when picking up a girl in the bar
How to talk about men and still be politically correct...
How to turn a woman on
How to turn your man on.....
Humorous Computer Technical Support Stuff
Humour
Hurt?
Husband down in aisle one
Husband's dilemma in watching porn versus the football game
- I
- I already paid
I am called a Princess
I am getting so old that...
I bet you can't...
I can’t play football
I got a phone call today.
I Hate My Job
I have just found out...
I have not lost my mind
I know my drinking capacity
I love my dentist so much that...
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I took my old dad shopping...
I walked past a mental hospital today...
I want Grandma
I was just visiting some friends
I would so kill my husband!
I'm concerned
I'm Cured!
I'm Lost
I'm not Happy
I'm pregnant too.
- Ide
- Ideal for computer addicts
Idle thoughts if a retiree;s mind
Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind
If Only they Had a Jewish Mother
If the moon landing happened today...
If there is anyone here who knows why these two should not be wed...
If you are having a bad day remember it could be worse
If You Love Someone . . .
Im memory of Leonard Ball who hated fat people
In Case
In case you ever wondered...
In Pharmacology.............
In the backyard
In the beginning
In the mouth
Income taxes!
Indian Mating Season
Inner peace
Inside Smells
Insulted By A Druggist
Insulting druggist
Insurance claim for the lawyer and the engineer
- Int
- Interesting Appraisal Review Letter by HR
Interesting Definitions of IT job People’s Designations
Interesting dialogue between a father and his son...
Interesting thoughts
Internet addiction is serious business
Internet proverbs
Internet Trolls
iPad - advert iPaid Too Much
iPad Pro
iPad vs stone
iPad was made like this
iPhone 4 - simple fix for hand holding problem
iPhone 4 magic trick
iPhone amazing new feature
iPhone breaking news items and free bumper sticker
iPhone end call sticker
iPhone found in bars and no bars
iPhone Jokes
iPhone pinch and zoom does not work...
iPhone Protection
iPhone4 losing signal solution - [SOLVED]
Ireland Declares War on France
- Iri
- Irish border crossing
Irish humour
Irish Virginity Test Kit
Ironic pictures that are worth a thousand...
Irrestible to all women
Is Santa Claus a woman…
Is Sex Work Or Play?
Is Socialism a Joke?
Is that rain?
Is there a god?
Is This The Vet?
Is your Dad home?
It is important for men to remember that as women get older
It is not polite
It is only a small error
It looks like you are installing windows
It was a miracle
It's all in the colours
It's always the kids that suffer
It's an age thing
Its the law
- J
- Jack and Tom are having a quiet beer in a saloon bar when
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing.
Jewish divorce
Job frustration support group
Job interview for lion tamers in a circus
Job Interview with three remaining candidates
Job’s Worth On Shoreditch High Street, UK
Johnny again
Johnny and his train set
Johnny at the auction
Judge and the Prostitute
Judgement day is here so...
Just a Little More
Just arrived in town and all alone
Just between us!
Just fixed my computer and now...
Just Fred gets stopped by the traffic police for speeding
Just got to be Irish
Just married and...
Just no pleasing some people!
Just the one wish
- K
- K37 - the empty seat in the Manchester United football stand?
Kicked in the crotch
King Arthur and the Witch:
King Frederick II Visit To A Jail
Koala & lizard (An Australian Tale)
- L
- Labour Pains
Ladies Man
Ladies Night Out
Last night I was...
Last Will and Testament
Late Eighties
Latest disabled parking notice
Latest financial news items
Latest News from Liverpool Echo
Latest report - Calories Used
Latest update on Story Of The Three Little Pigs
Latest virus
Law
Law enforcement Recruitment question
Laws of Golf
Lawyer jokes
Lawyers and charity
Leading professor's sexual behaviour lecture
Learn from the Discovery Channel
Learning to live togoether
Lent with Bubba
Leroy from Port Antonio
- Let
- Letter from a deep sea diver to his sister
Letter from the husband leaving his wife and her reply
Letter of Complaint to the Railway
Letter to the Grim Reaper
Letters from son at college to his father
Letters to Santa Claus
Lie Detector
Life in the Australian Army
Life is short so play naked
Life is short……………..if it needs to be paid, get it done soonest before its too late!!
Like Father Like...
Like Lightning
Lil' Johnny and Lil' Suzie were walking
Linda Lykes
Lipstick in School
Lisa was called to serve for jury duty...
Literally
Litlle Johnny and his dog that ate the homework
Little Green Frogs
Little Johhny and his father
Little Johhny on the train
Little Johnny And The Circus Clown
- Lit
- Little Johnny watched his mother put on her makeup
Little Johnny and arithmetic
Little Johnny and Fascinate in a Sentence
Little Johnny and his balloon
Little Johnny and his Grandma
Little Johnny and his Mum at the beauty clinic
Little Johnny and Susie were planning to get wed
Little Johnny and the horse with the broken leg
Little Johnny and the S&M magazines
Little Johnny ask his teacher ’is that sex’?
Little Johnny asked by his teacher to describe his mother
Little Johnny asked by the teacher what his father did for a living
Little Johnny asks his father where his intelligence comes from
Little Johnny drawing
Little Johnny in biology class
Little Johnny in class learning about the alphabet
Little Johnny in his Biology Class
Little Johnny in the maths class
Little Johnny is Very Scared
Little Johnny learning about logical thinking
Little Johnny learns how to make babies
Little Johnny on Political Correctness
- Lit
- Little Johnny spending too much time playing computer games
Little Johnny to smart for his class
Little Johnny wanted a watch just like his friend Jimmy
Little Johnny wanted to...
Little Johnny was asked to spell...
Little Johnny was in class...
Little Johnny’s first experience of being toilet trained
Little Johnny's Homework Excuse
Little Johnny's mother decided tell him all about...
Little Johnny's teacher asks - Who Said That?
Little Johnny’s Black Eye
Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
Little Sarah
Little Sister
Liver & cheese
Living in harmony
Lobster and the crab are in love
Logic
Logic from 'the suit'
Logical Thinking
Lola's Graduation
London Times Obituary
- Loo
- Look at the Hooters on this!
Losing his load
Lost and famished in the forest
Lost Purse
Lost the bet
Lots of Patience
Lou Costello Calls to Buy a Computer
Louisiana Law
Love Quotes
Love Story
Love will tear us apart again
Lucky 5
Luke Skywalker is suddenly awakened
Lumber purchase
- M
- Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills.
Magic Wand
Maharishi Vatsyayan has stated in his Magnum Opus
Major breakthrough!!!
Make sure they get your name.
Making it Last
Mammogram test preparation exercises
Man of the House
Man’s Best Friend
Manana, Manyana
Manure
Maori (New Zealand) Legends
Marital Sexual Problem
Marriage Bliss
Marriage councellor's solution
Marriage or Fish license?
Marriage quotations and observations
Marvellous Answer
Mathmatical knowledge of the American public
Maud, Mavis and Ethel
Maybe an Hemophiliac
Me Mudder
- Med
- Medical Examination of the Young Newly Wed
Medical Definitions from the Irish
Medical research has confirmed...
Meet the computer twins, Cut & Paste
Memory test for the three elderly gentlemen
Mental Health Ponderisms
Mental test
Message VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Midas Touch
Midget with a speech impediment
Might as well
Military Humour
Millions of years ago...
Miscellaneous - A Walking Economy
Misunderstanding
Moan!
Moans
Mom can I...
Montana State Trooper on patrol
Moods of the sexes
More amaing but useless facts
More commentator bloomers
- Mor
- More Groaners
More Political Speak and some George Bushisms
More Quickies
More Quotations
More Tee Shirt Lines and Slogans
Motel of the future
Mother-in-law Jokes
Mozart Beyond the Grave
Much to their surprise the virgins awaiting Muslims in heaven were not what they expected.
Mum's favourite at feeding time
Murphy's Car is Stolen
Murphy's laws
Murphy's Laws of Sex
Murphy's notable quotes:
Murphy's Technology Laws
Musical Monks
My apologies to .........
My best friend
My Birthday Present
My Birthday Present
My Daddy Smokes
My Dear Husband
- My
- My Dixie wrecked.
My dog is now on State Welfare
My first condom
My Guess Is She's married...
My local pub is best
My mother taught me...
My name is dave
My one armed friend
My Resimay
My son did It
- N
- Naming the Baby
Nancy Reagan's letter to John Hinkley
Naughty Parrot
Necessary Gift for Christmas
Nelson at Trafalgar
Nelson Mandela "You Sign";
Never too old for Lego
New beer slogan
New Bumper Stickers
New business is booming
New Definitions
New eye test
New Fashion
New Knob Face Lift Procedure
New Living Will Form
New name for a beer
New Postit Note
New stock market terms
New Virus Alert
Niagraa Falls Tour Guide
Nick Griffin again!
Nineteen things I have learnt
- No
- No baby talk please
No Bonking!
No calls
No laughing matter
No more emails from me
No more excuses...
No Nursing Home for me
No work today
Noah's Ark
Nominated as the best short joke this year....
Normal?
Nostalgia
Not a Joke but an Oldies Music Quiz instead
Not one to complain...
Not Paying for a Drink
Not Right
Not Too Old Yet......
Nothing Really Matress
Now this is what some would call a very loving wife.
Now you Know How I Feel
Number of the Beast 666
Nun and a Priest
- Nym
- Nymphomaniac Convention
- O
- Obituary about Larry La Prise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey'
Obituary submitted by wife about her deceased husband
Ode to marriage: Marrying Opposites
Of course it will
Offside rule explained to women
Oh dear! I'm very sorry
Oh shit!
Oh, that Frank
Old
Old Age
Old and Best Joke from Ancient Rome
Old Butch the Rooster
Old Dog
Old English joke about a hobo
Old Fred’s hospital bed
Old Hollywood Squares
Old Love
Old postcards
Old Squid (sailor)
Ole the Artist
Ole the farmer buys a new cow from Nordakota Cow
Olympic condoms
- Oly
- Olympic Games 2012
Olympic wrestlers
OMG I totally forgot it was fathers day
On arrival in Hell
On arriving late at home
On no not another Puerto Rican!!!
On the Bus.
On the plus side
On the way to get married
Once there was a beautiful woman...
One day in the Garden of Eden ...
One for Halloween?
One for the Brits about Sean Connery and Cilla Black interviewed by Michael Parkinson
One for the Brits' about the new EU Directive No. 456179
One for the Brits' about the suspected terrorist attack on Sunderland
One for the Scholars - How to Translate Academic Jargon
One for the Scots...
One for the Scousers
One from the Philipines
One liners version: 001
One liners version: 002
One liners version: 003
- One
- One liners: B - D
One Night In A Bar
One night while laying in bed
One night, a horny old geezer...
One Upmanship Between Ladies
One, Two, Three
One-liners on Marriage - Researched by Alan Turnham
Open the door and let me in...
Optical illusion
Oral sex
Orchestra Drummer
Organic
Out Of The Frying Pan & Into The Deep Fryer......
Outhouse repairs
Overheard in the Barbers Shop
Overheard in the supermarket
Oxymorons galore
- P
- Paddy
Paddy and Murphy went to London
Paddy Murphy walks ino his local
Paddy takes the Irish accountantancy exam
Paddy was walking through...
Parking fine
Parrot chute
Partners
Passing Time
Password!!
Past and present generations
Pay Rise
Pencil
Penis facts
Perfect Puns
Perfume
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word...
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
Pessimist or Optimist
Pete - Aw #%#% - Is that you
Peter Kaye-isms., True. For those that may have missed it.
Petrol substitute
- Pho
- Phone Sex
Piano
Pick Three Hymns!!!
Pick up line?
Pinch my nipples
Piracy is not theft
Planting the seed...
Playing
Playing Cowboy
Please ban fox hunting in Colorado
Please forward this to 10 friends and...
Pleasure is a mental state
Poem for women
Poetry or Prose?
Poker Night
Police chase
Policy
Political correctness
Politically incorrect
Politician Telling the Truth
Politics explained by a father to his son
Pommie in the crapper
- Pon
- Ponderables
Ponderisms version: 001
Ponderisms version: 002
Poof! The light is on--
Poor Dave
Poor Silly Bunny Rabbit
Pope and Jews - The Power of Interpretation
Poposal for the new emblem
Popular quotations and Thai translations
Position is everything
Potentially vs Realistically
Power of the Badge
Prepositions
Profound
Programming languages compared with women
Proof The World Is Nuts
Proper grammar
Prostate Cancer
Prostatectomy
Proverbs - According to 6year olds
Psychiatrists vs. Bartender
Public apology
- Pub
- Public service announcements
Pulled by the police
Pulled over in Georgia
Puns ver 002
Putting out the cat before leaving for a night out on the town
Pyramid of Jokes
- Q
- Qantas aircraft maintenance
Quality
Quasimodo
Qucik answer
Question Clarification
Questions & answers
Quick One for the Brits'
Quick Thinking - Definitely
Quickie
Quotations
Quotations about age, aging, growing older, old age
Quotations all about tax
Quotations from actual students essays
Quotations from Oscar Wilde
Quotations: Sir Winston Churchill
Quote of the day
Quotes about golf
Quotes and humour from Groucho Marx
Quotes from Mark Twain
Quotes from some girls
Quotes from the management
Quotes I like
- Quo
- Quotes: Alfred E Neuman
- R
- Rabbi's sermon
Rabies
Rain on your parade
Random thoughts from 25-35 year old people
Raped by a Cricketer
Real answers taken over the years on Larry Gogan’s radio show in Ireland.
Real Estate Salesman's Honesty
Real letter to the bank
Real Life Cybersex
Real Notes to British Milkmen
Real Reason
Really terrible leg
Reasonable wife
Recruiting for the Air Force
Red Cross
Red Skelton’s recipe for a perfect marriage
Reducing expenditure
Reducing your ration
Register software
Relationships
Relationships Before And After
Remember those school field trips and farm sounds ?
- Res
- Research results
Resistance is futile
Respect your Elders!
Rest In Peace
Restaurant customer orders a squid - groaner
Right and Wrong
Rindercella
Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rock beats paper but nothing beats...
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
Rodney's one liners
Romantic rhymes
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James McFadden
Ronnie Barker's best lines
Room Service - Tenjewberrymuds
Roping A Deer------- (Names have been removed to protect the Stupid!)
Rottweiler
Royal Navy Reports submitted by Mr Tim
Ruled you out
Rules for Writers:
Rules to live by version 001
Run and jump to make this timed photo
- Rus
- Russian Roulette played in Africa
Rye Bread
- S
- Sadist, masochist, murderer...
Safari and the Lion
Safe sex
Safety a work: All aboard - Far too many passengers
Safety a work: Scaffolding
Safety at Play: Swimming Pool
Safety at work: Extended ladder
Safety at Work: Facemask
Safety at work: Forklift and two ladders
Safety at Work: Forklift with Bomb
Safety at Work: Forklifts
Safety at work: Hedge trimming
Safety at work: Helping hands
Safety at work: Huge cockup
Safety at Work: Ladder in water
Safety at Work: Overloaded
Safety at Work: PPC - Personal Protection
Safety at Work: Safety Helmet
Safety at work: Special Delivery
Safety at work: Stepladder and a paint tin
Safety at work: Stepladder on ladder
Safety at Work: Street Lighting
- Saf
- Safety at Work: Street Lighting Again
Safety at Work: Suspended
Safety at work: Tower scaffolding
Safety at work: Truck repairs
Safety at Work: Walk the Plank
Safety at Work: Welding Mask
Safety at work: you need the motor running
Same Doc?
Samurai's and Flies
Sausage Factory
Saved by the...
Say NO to Cadburys merging with Nestle
School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
Scotsman at the dentist
Searching For a Missing CIA Agent in Ireland
Seasonal Greetings
Second try!
Secret Men's stuff
Security Levels Around The World
Senior Couple Engagement
Senior love story
Sentenced for Stealing
- Ser
- Service fee
Sex and Porn
Sex and the economy
Sex Dolls
Sex in the Irish Tradition
Sex is like a restaurant
Shamus and Murphy were skint and fancied a pint
Sharon's birthday present
Shipwreck survivors
Shipwrecked On A Desert Island
Shopping for her very first bra
Shopping!
Should Have Quit...
Should you forward this joke?
Sid the Inventor
Sign posted at a golf club in Scotland , UK
Singing in the Shower
Sister Mary and the Priest
Size does not matter
Sleeping Late
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus
Smart Dog
- Sma
- Smart kid
Smart kids
Smoking's Rights
SMS one liners
Snappy answers
Snow joke
Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs
Snowplow warning
Solve it to know it...
Some funny marriage quotes
Some important things to remember
some more puns and wise words
Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio
Some One-Liners From The Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Some Things You Just Can't Explain
Some Wonderful Proverbs:
Something to look forward to...
Sometimes it pays to be honest
Sometimes, I just do not understand my wife.........
Spaghetti
Spanish lessons
Speaking of Dying. . .
- Spe
- Special sandals
Speedy Morris
Spending Money in the USA
Spike Milligan
Squashed Frog
Squirrels At Church
Staff Christmas Party
Statistics
Staying out late...
Steve Job’s Latest Invention
Steve Jobs, CEO
Still good friends
Stockmarket investments
Stop building these websites
Stop scratching
Story of a Challenged Senior
Strange Cornwall Witch and the Hamster Story
Street vendor and the lawyer
Stress
Stress management
Stuck caravan
Student in the Literature Class
- Stu
- Stung by a bee while playing golf
Su Wong marries Lee Wong...
Suicide bomb on the beach
Summer is near
Sunday Morning Musings
Sunday Morning Sex
Sunshine!
Superman
Susan’s washing machine breaks down so she call a repairman.
SUV Black Box Voice Recorders Last 16 Seconds Before the Crash
Swim
Switching channels
Syllable lesson
Symptoms of being over 30
- T
- T-shirt slogans
Tae a far-apologies to Robbie Burns
Take a number
Take the Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!
Taken for a Ride
Taking a female to bed
Talking frog
Tapeworm Cure
Tarot reader...
Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not
Tech' support for online banking
Ten Laws of Computing
Ten rules to live by
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Tensions of life...
Terrible Truths and other principles of disaster
Test to see which one is the blonde
Texas Itch
Thailand headlines
Thank God your are a man
The cricket match
The environmentalist
- The
- The 'phone call
The (i)rate of exchange
The 8 Monkeys
The absolute best speeding excuse
The agronomist
The alligator
The Alternative Ten Laws of Computing
The American Couple in Paris
The American Tourist and the Englishman on a Train
The American tourist visits a castle
The Angry Husband
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian
The Australian went a hunting...
The Australian, Irishman and the Scouser
The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive.- another groaner
The barber and Community Service
The Battle of Trafalgar - revisited
The bearer of bad news
The Beer Party Out in the Woods
The Beer Scooter
The beggar and his regular customer
- The
- The Best Bible Salesman
The best cure for persistent headaches! !
The best engine design
The Best Way To Get A Man...
The best woman to marry
The Big Black Book
The big night
The biker and the little old lady
The Bird
The Birthday Gift
The blind pilots
The bookmaker stopped at the Even Steven Inn...
The bored couple
The bottle of wine
The boy who loved tractors - another groaner
The boyfriend
The brain is a wonderful organ
The brain is a wonderful organ.,,
The bridegroom
The Bronze Rat
The budding actor
The building site
- The
- The burglar
The Busy Bar
The Butcher Dance - somebody must like this one.
The cab driver....
The Call of Nature
The car boot sale
The Car I Drive
The casino
The change of plea
The chemist
The Christmas Present from the boyfriend got mixed up in the shop
The Christmas present from the husband who bought his wife a mood ring
The Church Organist
The Church Testimony Meeting
The Circle of Life
The colonel's order
The complaining customer
The Confession
The Confession
The Confession After the Honeymoon
The Cork
The corruption trial
- The
- The court ruling on Viagra being made available free on the UK's National Health Service
The Courting Couple
The Cowboy
The cowboy and the lesbian
The Current Financial Crisis
The cutest ass you will ever see
The Diet of pool balls - a Groaner
The diet recommended by the doctor for the blonde
The difference between graduates
The Dinner Party
The dinner table conversation
The diplomatic husband
The Dirty Professor
The disappointed salesman retruns from the Middle East
The divorce hearing
The doctor & the elderly man.
The doctor's prescription
The Doctors attitude to Rudd’s proposed Health Care Legislation
The Doctors Waiting Room
The Donkey that fell down the well...
The Dot - finally someone has cleared this up
The drunk staggered up to hotel reception and demanded another room
- The
- The duck hunter
The Duck Hunter
The Dyslexic Cop
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with...
The elderly couple
The Electric Arm Replacement
The Elephant and the Crocodile
The elephant and the turtle
The Eleventh Commandment
The engineers and the accountants go to a London meeting
The Eternal Optimist
The expert's analysis
The facts of life
The failed young Law student and his professor
The family way
The Farmers Son in College
The father of the child
The female brain cell
The fifteen dollar Porche
The financial crisis on the street
The first date with a man that she had fancied for a long time...
The first man
- The
- The first night
The first witness
The flatmate
The Flight Stewardess
The gambler & taxi-driver
The genie
The GI
The Giant Gorilla
The girl was cornered at a party
The girls' night out
The Golden Telephone
The golfer and the leprechaun
The good fairy Godmother and the yellow toad
The Grandfather went a Visiting
The grandmother and her grandchild
The Grateful Painter
The Hamster
The hand warmer
The happy little rabbit
The head waiter
The headache
The Hi-Tech Milking Machine
- The
- The hinge and the teapot
The hired hand
The hitchhiker
The Hotel Bill . . .
The Husband Store and The Wives Store Across The Road
The hypnotist at the Orpheum opening night
The hypnotist that stopped the wife's headaches
The ideal orthopaedic bed for men
The ideal partner
The Importance of Walking
The incorrect email address.
The Indoctrination
The Inexperienced Curry Taster
The insurance claim
The intensive care patients
The interview for a salesman with an uncontrollable wink
The interview with the candidate with little experience
The inventor
The Irish Way of determining parenthood
The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage.
The Jesus and Satan Competition
The Job Application
- The
- The kid
The last argument
The lawnmower
The lawyer and his unpaid client's bill
The Lecture
The life science examination
The lion and the gorilla
The little girl feeling sick in the church
The Little Turtle
The Lobster and the Crab
The Lonely Frog
The lottery winner
The lumberyard
The Magical Frog
The man who forgot to buy his wife a Christmas turkey
The married couple and the wife discovers that her husband was not in bed with her
The married couple and the wife was fishing for compliments
The married man and the secretary
The Marvels of Modern Medicine
The mating game
The medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
The medical specimen
- The
- The Merit Badge
The mistress
The Mongolian case of ...
The moral of the story
The morning after
The most expensive vehicle per mile?
The Naked Man and the Little Old Lady
The Nervous Newly Ordained Priest Learning About Confessions
The new baby without a father
The New bull was not performing
The new CEO
The New Chandelier for the Synagogue
The new doctor
The New Dress
The New iTit Musical Breast Implant
The new milking machine
The New Oxford Dictionary's latest update on definition of the following words
The New Preacher
The New Recruit
The new rooster
The new shiny black patent leather shoes
The New Store in Town . . .
- The
- The new zoo keeper
The newly weds
The newlyweds
The Novice Journalist
The nun in Hooters
The nun playing golf
The nursing home
The Nymphomanic and the Doctor
The oil shortage
The old gentleman walks into a bar
The Old Hunter
The old man
The old man and his young bride
The old man and his young wife
The operation
The Other Mills
The paratrooper
The Pastor's Cat
The patch
The pet shop
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
The pilot and navigator
- The
- The plucked parrot
The Poker Player
The police recruit interview question
The poor Pastor's wife returned from shopping...
The poor wood cutter went chopping wood by the river one day.
The Pope
The Pope and Tiger Woods both die on the same day and...
The Pope arrives at JFK
The Post Turtle
The Postman Pat
The Preacher and the Pig
The Preacher went to play golf instead...
The pregnant wife
The Present from France
The Priests bathtime
The Primary School Counsellor
The Prodigal Returns for Confession
The Profitable Latex Factory
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
The Queen saw from her yacht
The quest to produce beautiful children
The Race Horse
- The
- The Racist's Hell
The Ranch
The Really Mad Mum
The Reason
The Regular Customer
The repair man
The retired gentleman
The robot bar-tender
The Rules of Chocolate.....
The Rules of English Cricket
The sales contest
The Salesman
The scene at the accident
The school teachers on a field trip
The Scot watching his first American baseball game
The Scottish Student
The Sea Burial of Uncle Seamus
The Senility Prayer
The Seven Degrees of Blonde
The Sex Athlete Marathon Man
The sexy woman and the bartender
The sheep farmer
- The
- The shiny new motorcycle
The Ship's Magician and the Parrot
The Shy Guy in the Singles Bar
The Shy Welsh Village Lad
The sign in the men's room
The Skeleton In The Ravine
The Smoke Theory
The sneezing woman
The song
The Special Golf Ball
The splint
The stay of execution
The stowaway
The Stroke
The Student Proctologist and Country Music
The student to the sex researcher
The Suppository
The Surrogate Father
The survivors of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!
The sympathetic wife
The talking newborn baby
The talking parrot
- The
- The tandem story
The teacher asked for big words that eat things and end in ’TOR’
The teacher's assignment
The terrible flood
The Three Little Pigs
The time of reckoning
The tree hugging lady
The two brothers
The two campers
The two old maid virgin sisters
The Ultimate Beer Goggles
The unemployed married couple
The Union worker
The used car lot.
The ventriloquist
The Very Tired Nurse's Rectal Thermometer
The Veterinarian
The virgin
The Voice .......
The voice from above?
The way to go...
The wedding night
- The
- The wife returned from the doctor
The Wisdom you can find on Toilet Walls
The woman answered the knock at the door and...
The woodpecker might have to go!
The world expert on European wasps ...
The World's Funniest Joke -- Official...
The young couple
The Young Entrepreneur
The Young Pastor and the Church Organist
Ther retired gynecologist switches careers and becomes acar mechanic
There is always a solution
There was once this cowboy...
There were these three guys outside of a bar
There were two canaries that lived in a cage
There's a few guys who always get together
Thermos flask
They have a word for it as well
They met in hell...
They walk among us!
Things I Learned in the South..........
Things not to say before, after or during sex
Things Only a Mom Can Teach
- Thi
- Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
Things to ponder
Thinking Ahead
This guy and his newlywed wife...
This poem of the year
This Won't Hurt A Bit...
Thought for today
Thought you might be interested in a glimpse of the future.
Thoughts on Exercise
Three big bad bikers and the trucker
Three bulls discussing the arrival of a new bull
Three comedians
Three ducks walk into a bar...
Three goats let loose in school
Three hard to find Valentine cards
Three men commit suicide by jumping off the top of a building
Three nuns at the rugby match
Three Priests
Three professionals discussing the oldest profession
Three Reasons to abstain
Three Vampires in a Bar
Three wise monkeys for sale in the pet shop
- Thr
- Three Wishes
Tiagra for when 18 holes in not enough
Tick Warning
Tiger Woods
Tim and Sam
Time to put a Cork in it
Time to start swearing
Time to stop shopping?
Tipping the Waitress
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
To most Christians the Bible is like...
To my dear wife...
Today’s Inspirational Lesson
Toes
Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper - Dont' jump off the roof dad
Tommy Cooper Specials
Tommy Cooper Witticisms
Too late for Mothers Day
Too much Stumbling...
Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis
Top 25 sayings we’d like to see on those inspitational office posters
- Top
- Top drawer one liners
Topical
Tourists Momento's - another groaner
Toys
Traffic Stop
Tragedy of the Dead Cat
Traveling in New Zealand
Tree huggers
Trick or Treat
Tried It Once But Didn't Like It
Triplets
Trout fishing
True Friendship... "Aussie Style"
True story apparently
True story apparently!
Turtle Mugging
TV Position
Twenty Dollars
Two chickens chatting...
Two dwarfs
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies...
Two Free Tickets To The Show
- Two
- Two gay men have a baby....
Two guys in a bar are talking about their wives.
Two hungry tramps
Two IT guys talking in a bar...
Two joints
Two lawyers stranded on a desert island
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
Two Martians
Two men sat at the bar
Two nuns travelling in a car
Two Nuns Visit the Zoo
Two old bats
Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
Two Old Ladies Chatting
Two priests decide to go to Hawaii for a vacation...
Two questions from a pub quiz and some short jokes
Two quickies: At The Pharmacy and Spiders
Two sisters inherit a ranch
Two Southern Ladies
Two strangers talking on the airoplane
Two vampires were sitting - a groaner
Two young lovers on a romantic winter vacation
- U
- UFO runs short of fuel and lands...
Ugly woman...
UK's Magic Wellness Stick
Under The Influence
Unfaithful wife caught by the private detective.
Universal Laws
Unrequited Love
Upgrade iPhone To iPad For Free
USA States and their mottos
- V
- Van Gogh's Family Tree
Vasectomy
Vaseline
Venn diagram of Bruce Willis Sixth Sense
Very Interesting Stuff?
Viagra Alternative
Viagra prescribed by the doctor
Vijayakanth's Dialogues in English
Visiting friends
Visiting the parents
- W
- Waiting For The Bus
Wal-Mart Interview
Walk on water
Want to live longer?
Watch the man on the left and not the girl
Water to Wine
Water vs alcohol
Web site names make a difference
Wedding Plans
Wee Willie and Wanda
Welcome home
West Yorkshire Police Statement:
What a coincidence
What a load!
What Causes Arthritis?
What goes on in Nursing homes
What is a Cat?
What Is A Fox Pass?
What Religion is Your Partner's Bra?
What's for breakfast?
What's Your Name
Wheelbarrow Method
- Whe
- When a Lady Has To Fart
When English is your second language.....
When I say I'm broke; I'm broke!
When is it time to give up golf?
When it comes to sex
When it is OK to spank a child
When it's raining..
When the thrill is gone from the marriage!
When to Tip the Waiter
Where are we?
Where can I buy some?
Where do pets come from? from the Book of Genesis
Where is she?
Whips and chains
Who enjoys sex more, a man or a woman?
Who is Jack Schitt?
Who Is Next?
who needs big tits...
Who packs your parachute
Who robbed who
Who said that?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
- Who
- Who wants to be a pig?
Who will be the lucky one?
Who's Driving
Whoops after the guy had a circumcision operation mixup
Whoops from the police officer who caught the man speeding
Who’s your daddy - from Manchester women
Why are we here?
Why British Newspapers are More Fun to Read
Why did the chicken cross the road
Why Did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?
Why Do Men Die First?
Why I failed my 5th Grade English Examination
Why I will never have a girlfriend
Why Jesus was an Aussie
Why men don't talk to each other in public toilets...
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Why sharks circle you before attacking
Why the iPhone is tougher than Chuck Norris
Why there are no snakes in Ireland
Why we forward jokes
Why?
Widdle wabbits
- Wif
- Wife .v. Mistress
Wife caught in the act by hubbie and cabbie
Wife's work on the sly
Wine for Seniors
Wisdom from a great thinker - Willie Nelson
Wisdom from training manuals
Wishful thinking
Woman goes to the doctor
Womanly Truisms
Women have all the luck
Women' arses
Women's Lib.
Wonder Cream
Wooden leg
Wooden Leg Insurance
Words of Wisdom from a Father to his Son
Words of Wit and Wisdom
Work
World's easiest quiz
Worrying works
Would You?
Writing Rules Clarified:
- Y
- Yellow 24
- Y
- Yes I have paid my tax
Yo mama is so fat...
Yoga style and the two old ladies discussing their sexual activity
Yorkshire humour
You are addicted to your computer when
You are no longer "cool" when .....
You asked
You can’t fool me
You finish?
You got to love this Police Officer!
You have to love some drunks
You just can't win
You know you're from Canada when .............
You know you're living in 2005 when...
You see that?
You stupid bastard Jesse - you cheated on Sandra Bullock?
You try your best but....
You want me to do what...
You were really lucky when I knocked you over...
Young O'Donnell rushed into a church...
Young v Old Drivers - No Contest
Your Annual Dementia Test
- You
- Your Day Is Coming
- Z
- Zen and the wisdom from Maharish
Zen computer error messages
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