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Blonde Phonecall

 

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker .."

Quotes for Today:

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


Quitters never win, winners never quit.
 


Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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