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Cheesy Instrument

 

A husband and wife were browsing in a crafts store when the husband noticed a display of country-style musical instruments.

After looking over the flutes, dulcimers and recorders, the husband picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument he took to be a mouth harp. He put it to his lips and, much to the amusement of other shoppers, twanged a few notes on it.

After watching from a distance, his wife came up and whispered in his ear, "I hate to tell you this, honey, but you're trying to play a cheese slicer".



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Quotes for Today:

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Jon Lithgow 


To be wronged is nothing unless you remember it.
Confucious (Kong Fu-Zi) 


To get Maximum Enjoyment from Life Take Big Bites. Moderation is for the Monks.
 

This can save your bacon
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