10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
21 st Century...
A blonde was summoned to court to...
A Brazillian Wax Job - OUCH
A cigarette shortens your life by...
a cowboy and the indians
A Duke was hunting in the forest
A few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions by both men and women.
A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee...
A heart rending story and a compassionate man
A Linguistic Professor in A Lecturer about the English Language
A little old lady is walking...
A lonely guy...
A man goes to the doctors...
A man walks into a public toilet...
A man went to visit
A Message from your Prime Minister
A new ending for an old fairy tale.
A penny for your thoughts
A present for the wife
A riddle
A telephone conversation
A Truly Inspirational Tale Of Kindness
A vicar books into a motel
A woman goes shopping in Big W
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Abstain from Sex
Adam got caught speeding yesterday.
Aeroplane crash
After the oilfield blowout
All Done
Always check
An 80 Year Old Man
An Australian Genie!
An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian
Anger Management, I do feel better!!!
Another crude one about a fat lady and her Elvis tattoo
Another Speeding Motorist Is Caught
Are you an American?
Art critic
Australian Letter of the Year
Bad Day For The Undertaker
Bank Robber
Be prepared for this interview question
Beer Cannon Montage
Being Totally Honest:
Best joke from a British competition
Beware - crude but funny
Biggest Lies and Porky Pies
Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about everybody
Blessings
Bob Hill and his wife Betty are vacationing in Europe.
Breakfast Joke
British Weather
Burglar Deterrent
Calling in Sick
Can you read this !!??
Caption Contest
Cell Mate
Charles Atlas
Chatting up on the beach
Cheesy Valentine’s Day Jokes
Choking
City Boy
Coming out of the closet
Computer help desk support calls revisited
Computer Users
Consider yourself warned.
Cosmetic Surgery - the Boob Job
Couple on their first date
Cowboy Logic
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Curtain Rods.... a happy ending
Darling when we make love do you...
Deadly Habits
Deodrant stick instructions
Did I do that and a letter from the boss
Different Nations Corporations
Distasteful jokes to pass some time......
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
Doctor's orders
Dog For Sale: OR free to good home.
Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman
Drink to that
Duck walks into a bar...
Economics simplified
Encore
Escaped Murderer
Extracts from police car video arrests
Family togetherness.............
Fat free - for all those following a diet
Fatherly Advice from the Priest
Female Logic
Finally, A Blonde Guy Joke!
First night and still a virgin after being married before
Five Tips For A Woman
Food Shortage
Forgive your enemies.....
Four Nuns with St Peter at the Pearly Gates
Free Sex With Petrol Station Fillup
From now on I resign from being an adult
Funny Story, possibly true?
Gentle Thoughts for Today
Getting A Round Of Golf, What to tell the missus
Going Camping.....
Golf caddies
Golfers be grateful
Good Lawyer
Google reveals the cause of India’s Population Growth
Grandparents and kids
Groaner about a Honda motorcycle.
Guess who one the bet.
Handy Latin Phrases by Phil Brodie
Harley Davidson
Health & Fitness - Factfile. Questions & Answers
Heart broken
Help hubby
Hilarious quotes concerning the better half
Home Alone
How Come?
How hot is it in Hell?
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
How to Dump a Man
How to place the right person in the right job?
How to subtly mention your iPhone when picking up a girl in the bar
Hurt?
I got a phone call today.
I want Grandma
I'm Lost
If Only they Had a Jewish Mother
In Case
Income taxes!
Insulting druggist
Internet proverbs
Irish humour
Is Socialism a Joke?
It is important for men to remember that as women get older
It's always the kids that suffer
Jewish divorce
Judge and the Prostitute
Just Fred gets stopped by the traffic police for speeding
King Arthur and the Witch:
Ladies Night Out
Latest report - Calories Used
Lawyer jokes
Lent with Bubba
Letters from son at college to his father
Life is short……………..if it needs to be paid, get it done soonest before its too late!!
Lisa was called to serve for jury duty...
Little Johhny on the train
Little Johnny and his balloon
Little Johnny and the S&M magazines
Little Johnny drawing
Little Johnny is Very Scared
Little Johnny wanted a watch just like his friend Jimmy
Little Johnny's mother decided tell him all about...
Little Sister
Lola's Graduation
Lost Purse
Love Quotes
Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills.
Mammogram test preparation exercises
Marriage councellor's solution
Maud, Mavis and Ethel
Memory test for the three elderly gentlemen
Midget with a speech impediment
Misunderstanding
More amaing but useless facts
More Tee Shirt Lines and Slogans
Murphy's laws
My apologies to .........
My Dear Husband
My name is dave
Necessary Gift for Christmas
New Bumper Stickers
New Living Will Form
Niagraa Falls Tour Guide
No calls
No work today
Not a Joke but an Oldies Music Quiz instead
Nothing Really Matress
Nymphomaniac Convention
Oh dear! I'm very sorry
Old and Best Joke from Ancient Rome
Old Hollywood Squares
Olympic condoms
On no not another Puerto Rican!!!
One for the Brits about Sean Connery and Cilla Black interviewed by Michael Parkinson
One from the Philipines
One Night In A Bar
One-liners on Marriage - Researched by Alan Turnham
Organic
Oxymorons galore
Paddy was walking through...
Password!!
Perfect Puns
Peter Kaye-isms., True. For those that may have missed it.
Pick up line?
Playing Cowboy
Poetry or Prose?
Politician Telling the Truth
Poor Dave
Potentially vs Realistically
Proof The World Is Nuts
Public apology
Putting out the cat before leaving for a night out on the town
Qucik answer
Quickie
Quotations from Oscar Wilde
Quotes from the management
Rain on your parade
Real letter to the bank
Recruiting for the Air Force
Relationships Before And After
Restaurant customer orders a squid - groaner
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
Room Service - Tenjewberrymuds
Russian Roulette played in Africa
Safety a work: All aboard - Far too many passengers
Safety at work: Forklift and two ladders
Safety at work: Huge cockup
Safety at work: Special Delivery
Safety at Work: Suspended
Safety at work: you need the motor running
Say NO to Cadburys merging with Nestle
Second try!
Sentenced for Stealing
Sex in the Irish Tradition
Shipwrecked On A Desert Island
Sid the Inventor
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus
SMS one liners
Some funny marriage quotes
Some Wonderful Proverbs:
Speaking of Dying. . .
Squashed Frog
Steve Jobs, CEO
Street vendor and the lawyer
Suicide bomb on the beach
SUV Black Box Voice Recorders Last 16 Seconds Before the Crash
Tae a far-apologies to Robbie Burns
Talking frog
Ten Laws of Computing
Texas Itch
The 'phone call
The Alternative Ten Laws of Computing
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The barber and Community Service
The Best Bible Salesman
The big night
The bookmaker stopped at the Even Steven Inn...
The brain is a wonderful organ
The building site
The Call of Nature
The chemist
The Circle of Life
The Confession After the Honeymoon
The Courting Couple
The Diet of pool balls - a Groaner
The diplomatic husband
The doctor's prescription
The duck hunter
The Elephant and the Crocodile
The expert's analysis
The female brain cell
The first night
The genie
The Golden Telephone
The Hamster
The Hi-Tech Milking Machine
The Husband Store and The Wives Store Across The Road
The Indoctrination
The interview with the candidate with little experience
The kid
The life science examination
The Lonely Frog
The married couple and the wife discovers that her husband was not in bed with her
The medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
The Mongolian case of ...
The Nervous Newly Ordained Priest Learning About Confessions
The New Dress
The new rooster
The Novice Journalist
The oil shortage
The old man and his young wife
The pet shop
The police recruit interview question
The Postman Pat
The Priests bathtime
The Queen saw from her yacht
The Really Mad Mum
The robot bar-tender
The scene at the accident
The Senility Prayer
The Ship's Magician and the Parrot
The Smoke Theory
The stay of execution
The Suppository
The talking parrot
The Three Little Pigs
The Ultimate Beer Goggles
The Very Tired Nurse's Rectal Thermometer
The wife returned from the doctor
The World's Funniest Joke -- Official...
Ther retired gynecologist switches careers and becomes acar mechanic
There's a few guys who always get together
Things Only a Mom Can Teach
This poem of the year
Three big bad bikers and the trucker
Three hard to find Valentine cards
Three Vampires in a Bar
Tiger Woods
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
Tommy Cooper Specials
Topical
Traveling in New Zealand
Trout fishing
TV Position
Two Free Tickets To The Show
Two joints
Two nuns travelling in a car
Two priests decide to go to Hawaii for a vacation...
Two young lovers on a romantic winter vacation
Unfaithful wife caught by the private detective.
Vasectomy
Vijayakanth's Dialogues in English
Want to live longer?
Wee Willie and Wanda
What Is A Fox Pass?
When a Lady Has To Fart
When it's raining..
Where do pets come from? from the Book of Genesis
Who said that?
Whoops from the police officer who caught the man speeding
Why Do Men Die First?
Why there are no snakes in Ireland
Wife's work on the sly
Womanly Truisms
Wooden leg
World's easiest quiz
Yoga style and the two old ladies discussing their sexual activity
You finish?
You try your best but....
Your Day Is Coming
100 Dollar Question
23rd Psalm
A blonde's last word.
A bunch of guys were working
A circus magician
A daughter's letter from her college to her parents.
A Farang came out of a toilet...
A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr. Smith
A guaranteed quick get rich scheme
A Hermaphrodite
A Little Boy's Prayers
A little old lady with a farting problem
A love story..
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada
A man with a dog walks into a bar
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker...
A new kind of car
A Pilot's Story
A Professon lectures on the evils of marijuana
A Rough Night
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization.
A very fishy groaner to beat them all
A Visit To The IRS - Internal Revenue Service?
A woman meets a handsomely gorgeous man in a bar.
A young boy, about eight...
Accident report
Adam was created first...
After a long night of making love...
After the operation
All I Know About Computers I Learned From My Mum
Always check your child's homework
An Act of Charity
An Economist Was Leaving His Office Building
An Old Man and a Horny Old Geezer
Angry Motorist
Another miracle: Water to Wine
Another surgeon
Are you included in the following one hundred?
As I Mature
Aviation testing the strength of an airplane windshield
Bad memory
Bastard!
Bear facts
Beer in the eyes of babes
Believe it or not , These are real 911 calls!
Best mate
Beware when you come home!
Bill and Sam the long term buddies
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Blonde at work and wanted a few days off work
Bobbitt Family Update
Breaking News: Man killed on golf course
Broken Fence in DC
Buying my first condoms
Calm down
Can't Miss Pick-Up Lines
Car Accident
Cell Mates
Charles noticed the mother and child in the supermarket
Chatup line
Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream
Christopher Columbus's first words
Clean underwear
Coming to an airport near you
Computer Printer Repair
Computers & Internet - General - Get The Most From The I.T. Dept.
Consultants in the restaurant
Cosmetic Surgery - The Full Works
Courtesy of the Big Yin - Billy Connolly for those not in the know.
Crabs
cross examination
Customs declarations
Darwin Awards
Dear Diary,
Depressed
Did you enjoy the sex?
Different Thermometers
Distressed Widow from Scotland
Doberman Dies
Doctor's prescription
Dog's Letters to God
Don't you love me no more
Driving
Dumb Blonde Waitress?
Edinburgh Fringe Festival winning jokes
Encyclopaedia Britannica advertised in the For Sale columns
Essex girls moved to Glasgow?
Facts about reindeer and Father Christmas
Famous composers and movie stars
Father O'Malley went to visit Patrick Shanahan in the hosptital.
Fatherly advice to his daughter
Female Prayers
Financial Difficulties
First Night for the newly married virgin with a penis phobia
Flight attendants
For my 75th birthday my wife gave me...
Fortunate
Fourth Marriage
Free strips of paper
From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement
G W Bush was sleeping when suddenly he awoke
Geography of a woman
Getting even
Going to Jail
Golf Grammar Lesson
Gone doody
Good luck Mr Gorsky
Gorilla
Grant me Serenity
Gross but Innovative
Guns, doctors and lawyers
Hank was a not too smart kind of guy.
Harry the Eagle
Health & Fitness - Old Age - Dangerous Driving Penalties
Heart Murmur
Her Own Way
Hired help
Honeymoon confessions
How did you get the injury?
How little Johnny sold toothbrushes
How the internet was all started, it is true, honest!
How to get 3 days off?
How To Recycle a Condom...
How to turn a woman on
I already paid
I Hate My Job
I was just visiting some friends
I'm not Happy
If there is anyone here who knows why these two should not be wed...
In Pharmacology.............
Indian Mating Season
Insurance claim for the lawyer and the engineer
iPhone Jokes
Ironic pictures that are worth a thousand...
Is that rain?
It is not polite
It's an age thing
Job frustration support group
Judgement day is here so...
Just got to be Irish
King Frederick II Visit To A Jail
Last Will and Testament
Latest virus
Lawyers and charity
Leroy from Port Antonio
Letters to Santa Claus
Like Father Like...
Literally
Little Johnny And The Circus Clown
Little Johnny and his Grandma
Little Johnny ask his teacher ’is that sex’?
Little Johnny in biology class
Little Johnny learning about logical thinking
Little Johnny wanted to...
Little Johnny's teacher asks - Who Said That?
Liver & cheese
London Times Obituary
Lost the bet
Love Story
Magic Wand
Man of the House
Marriage or Fish license?
Maybe an Hemophiliac
Mental Health Ponderisms
Might as well
Moan!
More commentator bloomers
Motel of the future
Murphy's Laws of Sex
My best friend
My Dixie wrecked.
My one armed friend
Nelson at Trafalgar
New Definitions
New name for a beer
Nick Griffin again!
No laughing matter
Noah's Ark
Not one to complain...
Now this is what some would call a very loving wife.
Obituary about Larry La Prise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey'
Oh shit!
Old Butch the Rooster
Old Love
Olympic Games 2012
On the Bus.
One for the Brits' about the new EU Directive No. 456179
One liners version: 001
One night while laying in bed
Open the door and let me in...
Out Of The Frying Pan & Into The Deep Fryer......
Paddy
Parking fine
Past and present generations
Perfume
Petrol substitute
Pinch my nipples
Please ban fox hunting in Colorado
Poker Night
Pommie in the crapper
Pope and Jews - The Power of Interpretation
Power of the Badge
Proper grammar
Public service announcements
Pyramid of Jokes
Question Clarification
Quotations
Quotations: Sir Winston Churchill
Quotes I like
Random thoughts from 25-35 year old people
Real Life Cybersex
Red Cross
Remember those school field trips and farm sounds ?
Right and Wrong
Rodney's one liners
Roping A Deer------- (Names have been removed to protect the Stupid!)
Rye Bread
Safety a work: Scaffolding
Safety at Work: Forklift with Bomb
Safety at Work: Ladder in water
Safety at work: Stepladder and a paint tin
Safety at work: Tower scaffolding
Same Doc?
School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
Secret Men's stuff
Service fee
Sex is like a restaurant
Shopping for her very first bra
Singing in the Shower
Smart Dog
Snappy answers
some more puns and wise words
Something to look forward to...
Special sandals
Squirrels At Church
Still good friends
Stress
Summer is near
Swim
Take a number
Tapeworm Cure
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Thailand headlines
The (i)rate of exchange
The American Couple in Paris
The Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian
The Battle of Trafalgar - revisited
The best cure for persistent headaches! !
The biker and the little old lady
The bored couple
The brain is a wonderful organ.,,
The burglar
The car boot sale
The Christmas Present from the boyfriend got mixed up in the shop
The colonel's order
The Confesston
The Cowboy
The diet recommended by the doctor for the blonde
The Dirty Professor
The Doctors Waiting Room
The Dyslexic Cop
The elephant and the turtle
The facts of life
The fifteen dollar Porche
The first witness
The GI
The golfer and the leprechaun
The hand warmer
The hinge and the teapot
The hypnotist at the Orpheum opening night
The Inexperienced Curry Taster
The inventor
The last argument
The lion and the gorilla
The lottery winner
The married couple and the wife was fishing for compliments
The medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
The moral of the story
The New bull was not performing
The New iTit Musical Breast Implant
The New Store in Town . . .
The nun in Hooters
The old gentleman walks into a bar
The operation
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
The poor Pastor's wife returned from shopping...
The Preacher and the Pig
The Primary School Counsellor
The quest to produce beautiful children
The Reason
The Rules of Chocolate.....
The school teachers on a field trip
The Sex Athlete Marathon Man
The Shy Guy in the Singles Bar
The sneezing woman
The stowaway
The Surrogate Father
The tandem story
The time of reckoning
The unemployed married couple
The virgin
The Wisdom you can find on Toilet Walls
The young couple
There is always a solution
Thermos flask
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
This Won't Hurt A Bit...
Three bulls discussing the arrival of a new bull
Three men commit suicide by jumping off the top of a building
Three wise monkeys for sale in the pet shop
Tim and Sam
To my dear wife...
Tommy Cooper Witticisms
Tourists Momento's - another groaner
Tree huggers
True Friendship... "Aussie Style"
Twenty Dollars
Two gay men have a baby....
Two lawyers stranded on a desert island
Two Nuns Visit the Zoo
Two sisters inherit a ranch
UFO runs short of fuel and lands...
Universal Laws
Vaseline
Visiting friends
Watch the man on the left and not the girl
West Yorkshire Police Statement:
What Religion is Your Partner's Bra?
When English is your second language.....
When the thrill is gone from the marriage!
Who enjoys sex more, a man or a woman?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Who’s your daddy - from Manchester women
Why Jesus was an Aussie
Why?
Wine for Seniors
Women have all the luck
Wooden Leg Insurance
Worrying works
You are addicted to your computer when
You have to love some drunks
You want me to do what...
Zen and the wisdom from Maharish
16 years
8 months pregnant
A Boob Poem
A cat named Jesus?
A computer instructor's observation
A Day at Golf with Dave and Fred
A farmer buys a condom
A fricken Elephant
A guy from Kansas dies
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
A little girl asks where does poo come from?
A little old lady with failing eyesight
A man and a woman were having drinks,,,
A man moves into a nudist colony.
A man went into the proctologist's office for his first internal exam.
A man's car broke down one night in the desert...
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying
A news reporter on an assignment met up with...
A Pom at Australian Customs
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
A Scottish Minister
A Tip for Your Caddy?
A very good vitamin C source
A Welsh Love Story
A Woman Walks into a Bar
A young clergyman
ACTUAL CALL CENTRE CONVERSATIONS
Adventures in punctuation
After the first blind date
After the sermon
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow.
Always the lawyer..
An actual Craig's List Peronals Ad
An effective diet
An old man had a surprise
Angus Broon of Glasgow...
Another one for the Brits - an A-Z of Essex English
Any objection to...?
Arguing on the internet
At Any Given Moment:
B & Q Job Application
Bad Timing
Batteries
Beautiful Girl
Beer quotations
Benny the Motorcyclist
Best Menopause Question Ever
Bicycle...
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates, Don't Hold Your Breath
Billy Connolly's Desiderata........ excerpt from his book
Blonde completing her passport application
Body Language
Breast feeding - it rocks
Broken Leg
By Gum!
By Gum!
Can I See Your License Please?
Canadian National Lottery - True Story
Cartoons of Life
Chance meeting at the supermarket
Charles playing golf
Cheap skate buying perfume for his wife
Chicken surprise
Chubby Brown quotes and quotations from Roy
Cleaning Poem
Complaints from Animals
Computer programming facts, humour and subtle truths
Condom packaging
Corporate Lessons
Cosmetic Surgery in the most Intimate of Places
Cowboy from Brokeback Mountain
Crazy Wife?
Cruise Ship
Daddy, how did I come into this world?
Dating in the 60s
Deer Hunting
Devil's Problem
Did you know
Dilbert quotes from company managers
Disturbing Photos - Soldiers vs. Protestors in Bangkok, Thailand
Doctor in Newfoundland
Doctors
Doggie Style
Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking
Drunk driver
Ear ear
Eight Iron
English and Irish man joke
Even more bumper stickers
Facts of life
Fancy Dress Party
Father to his son:
Federal Government employee performance evaluations.
Feminine Logic
Find the Ad!
First timer
Flight attendants announcements
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity....
Fortune telling weighing machine
Frank and his new rifle
Friends
From the mouths of babes
Gassing Up
George W Bush visits a primary school...
Getting home - you just cannot win
Golf And The Bees
Golf lessons
Gone Fishing
Good manners and etiquette
Graffitti
Graveside Service
Grounds for Divorce?
Guy with a girlfriend named Lorraine - another groaner
Happiness is sharing...
Have you been a good girl?
Hearing aid and perception
Heaven
Here is something even most car buffs probably didn't know.
Holiday couple in Spain
Hospital patient
How do you spend your Chrstmas time?
How Logical is the English Language?
How the world works lately…
How to get to Heaven
How to save the airlines by Tiger Woods
How to turn your man on.....
I am called a Princess
I know my drinking capacity
I would so kill my husband!
I'm pregnant too.
If you are having a bad day remember it could be worse
In the backyard
Inner peace
Interesting Definitions of IT job People’s Designations
iPhone Protection
Irrestible to all women
Is there a god?
It is only a small error
Its the law
Johnny again
Just a Little More
Just married and...
Koala & lizard (An Australian Tale)
Late Eighties
Law
Leading professor's sexual behaviour lecture
Letter from a deep sea diver to his sister
Lie Detector
Like Lightning
Litlle Johnny and his dog that ate the homework
Little Johnny watched his mother put on her makeup
Little Johnny and his Mum at the beauty clinic
Little Johnny asked by his teacher to describe his mother
Little Johnny in class learning about the alphabet
Little Johnny learns how to make babies
Little Johnny was asked to spell...
Little Johnny’s Black Eye
Lobster and the crab are in love
Look at the Hooters on this!
Lots of Patience
Lucky 5
Maharishi Vatsyayan has stated in his Magnum Opus
Manana, Manyana
Marriage quotations and observations
Me Mudder
Mental test
Military Humour
Moans
More Political Speak and some George Bushisms
Much to their surprise the virgins awaiting Muslims in heaven were not what they expected.
Murphy's notable quotes:
My Birthday Present
My Guess Is She's married...
My son did It
Nelson Mandela "You Sign";
New eye test
New Postit Note
Nineteen things I have learnt
No moe excuses...
Nominated as the best short joke this year....
Not Paying for a Drink
Now you Know How I Feel
Obituary submitted by wife about her deceased husband
Oh, that Frank
Old Dog
Old Squid (sailor)
Olympic wrestlers
On the way to get married
One for the Brits' about the suspected terrorist attack on Sunderland
One liners version: 002
One night, a horny old geezer...
Optical illusion
Outhouse repairs
Paddy and Murphy went to London
Parrot chute
Pay Rise
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word...
Phone Sex
Piracy is not theft
Please forward this to 10 friends and...
Police chase
Ponderables
Poposal for the new emblem
Prepositions
Prostate Cancer
Pulled by the police
Qantas aircraft maintenance
Questions & answers
Quotations about age, aging, growing older, old age
Quote of the day
Quotes: Alfred E Neuman
Raped by a Cricketer
Real Notes to British Milkmen
Reducing expenditure
Research results
Rindercella
Romantic rhymes
Rottweiler
Sadist, masochist, murderer...
Safety at Play: Swimming Pool
Safety at Work: Forklifts
Safety at Work: Overloaded
Safety at work: Stepladder on ladder
Safety at work: Truck repairs
Samurai's and Flies
Scotsman at the dentist
Security Levels Around The World
Sex and Porn
Shamus and Murphy were skint and fancied a pint
Shopping!
Sister Mary and the Priest
Smart kid
Snow joke
Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio
Sometimes it pays to be honest
Speedy Morris
Staff Christmas Party
Stockmarket investments
Stress management
Sunday Morning Musings
Syllable lesson
Take the Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!
Tarot reader...
Tensions of life...
Thank God your are a man
The 8 Monkeys
The American Tourist and the Englishman on a Train
The Australian went a hunting...
The bearer of bad news
The best engine design
The Bird
The bottle of wine
The bridegroom
The Busy Bar
The Car I Drive
The Christmas present from the husband who bought his wife a mood ring
The complaining customer
The Cork
The cowboy and the lesbian
The difference between graduates
The disappointed salesman retruns from the Middle East
The Donkey that fell down the well...
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with...
The Eleventh Commandment
The family way
The financial crisis on the street
The flatmate
The Giant Gorilla
The Grandfather went a Visiting
The happy little rabbit
The hired hand
The hypnotist that stopped the wife's headaches
The insurance claim
The Irish Way of determining parenthood
The lawnmower
The little girl feeling sick in the church
The lumberyard
The married man and the secretary
The medical specimen
The morning after
The new CEO
The new milking machine
The new zoo keeper
The nun playing golf
The Old Hunter
The Other Mills
The pilot and navigator
The poor wood cutter went chopping wood by the river one day.
The Preacher went to play golf instead...
The Prodigal Returns for Confession
The Race Horse
The Regular Customer
The Rules of English Cricket
The Scot watching his first American baseball game
The sexy woman and the bartender
The Shy Welsh Village Lad
The song
The Stroke
The survivors of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!
The teacher asked for big words that eat things and end in ’TOR’
The tree hugging lady
The Union worker
The Voice .......
The woman answered the knock at the door and...
The Young Entrepreneur
There was once this cowboy...
They have a word for it as well
Things to ponder
Thought for today
Three comedians
Three nuns at the rugby match
Three Wishes
Time to put a Cork in it
Toes<br />
Too much Stumbling...
Toys
Trick or Treat
True story apparently
Two chickens chatting...
Two guys in a bar are talking about their wives.
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
Two old bats
Two Southern Ladies
Ugly woman...
Unrequited Love
Very Interesting Stuff?
Visiting the parents
Water to Wine
What a coincidence
What's for breakfast?
When I say I'm broke; I'm broke!
When to Tip the Waiter
Who is Jack Schitt?
Who wants to be a pig?
Why are we here?
Why men don't talk to each other in public toilets...
Widdle wabbits
Wisdom from a great thinker - Willie Nelson
Women' arses
Words of Wisdom from a Father to his Son
Writing Rules Clarified:
You are no longer "cool" when .....
You just can't win
You were really lucky when I knocked you over...
Zen computer error messages
17 of the best !
A big-city lawyer...
A bowl of chili
A cat named lucky
A Convicted Felon....
A dinner conversation that went wrong
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
A German Tourist Walks Into a McDonalds
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked...
A John Cleese message to all USA citizens
A little girl was out with her grandmother...
A little tribute to a man who made a difference: Bob Hope
A man goes to his doctors...
A man walks into a bar
A man went to the doctor...
A married couple in their early 60s
A Natural Process
A night out for Dave and his wife
A Post Office Worker
A rabbit walks into a bar...
A talent scout
A tip from a Geordie
A very short story
A wife's lover who was caught naked by her husband
A woman was driving into a small town
Aberdonians
Actual Employee Evaluations
Advertisement for Durex
After the honey
Air traffic controllers
All three were wrong
Amazing Computer Geek
An archeological teams’s recent discovery in Washington DC
An Eggplant
An old owl....
Animal conscription
Another one for the golfers
Apparently She Knows You
Arnie and Tiger
At the Urologist's
Back at School and the joys of education
Bad words
Be careful in English pubs
Bed Time Story
Beer- the cure for everything
Best and Last
Best mother-in-law joke
Big game warning from Mozambique
Bill Cosby Quotes
Birthday Wishes
Blonde jokes, questions and answers
Bra sizes Explained
Breasts or legs
Brotherly love on the golf course
C+++ creator, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's 'Computer Magazine.
Can this marriage be saved?
Captain Rudolf Larrson
Catholic Parrots
Change of name
Chat up line
Cheating patient
Children's Science Exam answers.
Chuck Norris
Colonoscopies are no joke
Computer Dependency Test
Computer quotes
Confessions
Corporate Wisdom from Will Rogers
Council job application
Cowboy in a gay bar
Creation explained like never before
Culling the Coyotes
Damaging food
David Beckam horse riding
Delete Cookies
Devolution of British maths teaching
Did you know the devil actually wears a wig - another groaner!
Dirty Fork
Do Crappie?
Doctor’s Second Opinion
DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
Dogs and Bars
Double jointed
Drunken stupor
Early retirement bonus
Elephant Joke
English is a crazy language.
Evil mutant attack squirrel of death
Fair is Fare
Farmer Joe's Day In Court
Father?
Feelings
Fight with the Little Woman
Fire fighters
Fit for the Job
Flight tower conversation at Dublin’s main runway
For wine lovers and connoisseurs
Four Catholic men and a...
Frank and the dwarf
Friendship, Men vs. Women
Funny Motor Insurance Claims
Gasthof zum Lowen Restaurant
George Washington and his troops
Getting mugged
Golf and the two 'Gotchas!'
Golf Questions
Gone to market - Love Pig
Good News and Bad News for Fathers' of Newly Born Baby Sons
Grandpa and his grand-daughter
Greek Style
Growing up
Hair
Happy Father's Day
Have you tried this really great new drink
Heart Attack
Heights of revenge !!!!!
Here’s an interesting dilemma
Hollywood Squares
House Trained
How do you unlock the door?
How many of these put a smile on your face?
How to feel really good
How to hold on while the train is in motion in order to avoid falling.
How to Spell Putt
Humorous Computer Technical Support Stuff
I am getting so old that...
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I'm concerned
Idle thoughts if a retiree;s mind
If You Love Someone . . .
In the beginning
Inside Smells
Interesting dialogue between a father and his son...
Ireland Declares War on France
Is Santa Claus a woman…
Is This The Vet?
It was a miracle
Jack and Tom are having a quiet beer in a saloon bar when
Johnny and his train set
Just arrived in town and all alone
Just no pleasing some people!
Labour Pains
Latest financial news items
Law enforcement Recruitment question
Learn from the Discovery Channel
Letter from the husband leaving his wife and her reply
Life in the Australian Army
Lil' Johnny and Lil' Suzie were walking
Little Green Frogs
Little Johnny and arithmetic
Little Johnny and Susie were planning to get wed
Little Johnny asked by the teacher what his father did for a living
Little Johnny in his Biology Class
Little Johnny spending too much time playing computer games
Little Johnny was in class...
Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
Logic
Losing his load
Lou Costello Calls to Buy a Computer
Luke Skywalker is suddenly awakened
Major breakthrough!!!
Marital Sexual Problem
Marvellous Answer
Medical Examination of the Young Newly Wed
Message VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Millions of years ago...
Montana State Trooper on patrol
More Quickies
Mum's favourite at feeding time
Murphy's Technology Laws
My Birthday Present
My local pub is best
Naming the Baby
Never too old for Lego
New Fashion
New stock market terms
No baby talk please
No more emails from me
Normal?
Not Right
Number of the Beast 666<br />
Of course it will
Old
Old English joke about a hobo
Ole the Artist
On arrival in Hell
Once there was a beautiful woman...
One for the Scots...
One liners version: 003
One Upmanship Between Ladies
Oral sex
Overheard in the Barbers Shop
Paddy Murphy walks ino his local
Partners
Pencil
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
Piano
Planting the seed...
Pleasure is a mental state
Policy
Ponderisms version: 001
Popular quotations and Thai translations
Profound
Prostatectomy
Pulled over in Georgia
Quality
Quick One for the Brits'
Quotations all about tax
Quotes and humour from Groucho Marx
Rabbi's sermon
Real answers taken over the years on Larry Gogan’s radio show in Ireland.
Real Reason
Reducing your ration
Respect your Elders!
Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James McFadden
Royal Navy Reports submitted by Mr Tim
Safari and the Lion
Safety at work: Extended ladder
Safety at work: Hedge trimming
Safety at Work: PPC - Personal Protection
Safety at Work: Street Lighting
Safety at Work: Walk the Plank
Sausage Factory
Searching For a Missing CIA Agent in Ireland
Senior Couple Engagement
Sex and the economy
Sharon's birthday present
Should Have Quit...
Size does not matter
Smart kids
Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs
Some One-Liners From The Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Spaghetti
Spending Money in the USA
Statistics
Story of a Challenged Senior
Stung by a bee while playing golf
Sunshine!
Symptoms of being over 30
Taken for a Ride
Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not
Terrible Truths and other principles of disaster
The cricket match
The agronomist
The American tourist visits a castle
The Australian, Irishman and the Scouser
The Beer Scooter
The Best Way To Get A Man...
The Birthday Gift
The boy who loved tractors - another groaner
The Bronze Rat
The Butcher Dance - somebody must like this one.
The casino
The Church Organist
The Condom
The corruption trial
The Current Financial Crisis
The Dinner Party
The divorce hearing
The drunk staggered up to hotel reception and demanded another room
The elderly couple
The engineers and the accountants go to a London meeting
The Farmers Son in College
The first date with a man that she had fancied for a long time...
The Flight Stewardess
The girl was cornered at a party
The grandmother and her grandchild
The head waiter
The hitchhiker
The ideal partner
The intensive care patients
The Jesus and Satan Competition
The lawyer and his unpaid client's bill
The Little Turtle
The Magical Frog
The Marvels of Modern Medicine
The Merit Badge
The most expensive vehicle per mile?
The New Chandelier for the Synagogue
The New Oxford Dictionary's latest update on definition of the following words
The newly weds
The nursing home
The old man
The paratrooper
The plucked parrot
The Pope
The pregnant wife
The Profitable Latex Factory
The Racist's Hell
The repair man
The sales contest
The Scottish Student
The sheep farmer
The sign in the men's room
The Special Golf Ball
The Student Proctologist and Country Music
The sympathetic wife
The teacher's assignment
The two campers
The used car lot.
The voice from above?
The woodpecker might have to go!
The Young Lovers on a Winter Vacation
There were these three guys outside of a bar
They met in hell...
Thinking Ahead
Thought you might be interested in a glimpse of the future.
Three ducks walk into a bar...
Three Priests
Tiagra for when 18 holes in not enough
Time to start swearing
Tommy Cooper
Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis
Traffic Stop
Tried It Once But Didn't Like It
True story apparently!
Two dwarfs
Two hungry tramps
Two Martians
Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
Two strangers talking on the airoplane
UK's Magic Wellness Stick
USA States and their mottos
Viagra Alternative
Waiting For The Bus
Water vs alcohol
What Causes Arthritis?
What's Your Name
When it comes to sex
Where are we?
Who Is Next?
Who's Driving
Why British Newspapers are More Fun to Read
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Wife .v. Mistress
Wishful thinking
Women's Lib.
Words of Wit and Wisdom
Yellow 24
You asked
You know you're from Canada when .............
Young O'Donnell rushed into a church...
10 Fingers
20 shots of scotch
A Bit of Physics Humour
A Brand New Small Car for Women
A Christmas gift
A couples first night
A discussion on the Hereafter
A father's advice to his son
A Grandmother's Letter to her Grandson
A guy offers to buy a drink
A Lesson to be learnt from an ant
A little old lady in court
A Load of Blarney about the Irish Blarney Stone
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I think I might be gay."
A man walks into a bar and...
A man went to the police station
A message from God to the atheist professor
A new cure for worms
A Night With "The Girls"
A Prayer for the Stressed
A real groaner
A Talking Parrot
A trouble shared
A Viagra advert that should get first prize
A Wise Old Man
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods
Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes
Adam and Eve
Advice from a sex therapist
After the Honeymoon
Airspace violation protocol
All Torn-up
Amish and Elevator
An Aussie went into an empty bar...
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
And he said...
Another confession
Another pint of heavy for Hughie from Glasgow
Are you a believer in God and Jesus?
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
Aussie housewife slipped in the bathroom
Back in the good old days when RawPower
Ballmer Peak
Be Happy
Beer
Before and After Marriage
Best comeback line ever?
Best Venn Diagram Ever
Big Mac Index
Billy Connolly Quotations
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the National Debt
Blue Balls
Bran muffins
British One Liners
Bumper stickers
Call to Prayer
Can you identify the facial expressions of these women?
Captain's Announcement
Caught in the act
Charades
Chat up line overheard in a bar
Check your stress factor here
Chinese Torture
Cinderella was now 95 years old.
Colour Test - how many times before you can get it right?
Computer diagnosis from a urine sample
Computer Terminology
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1920's, 30's 40's, 50's , 60's & 70's !!
Cosmetic Surgery
Country Funeral . . .
Cowboy in Texas
Creation of God's country
Cure for Swine Flu Fever
Darling have you ever cheated on me?
Dead Penguins
Demographic forecast of Europe 2015
Diagnosis
Difference between the sexes
Discrimination Against Batchelors
Do Not touch
Doctor's opinion
Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
Don't Be An Oxymoron...
Down on the Farm
Duck hunting
Easy?
Embarrassing Medical Exams
English language...
Excerpts from a book called Disorder in the American Courts
Family golf story
Fast forward to 2006
Fatherly Advice from the Marriage Counselor
Female benefits....
Finally Learned What Service Means
First Day At School
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
Flu update
Fore!
Four good lessons to remember
Free beer
From 'Monty Python'
Funny shop names
Genetic Result
German Engineering
God was planning on taking a vacation
Golf balls
Golf with a lady and four lawyers
Good Driver
Good News and Bad News from the Airline Pilot about a Hijacker
Grandparents and kids
Greener Grass...
Guardian Angel
Halloween Party
Hard to argue with Indian wisdom...
Health
Heart attacks
Help desk
Here's one for farangs in Asia
Holy Joes Desiderata
Housework
How fights start with Wife
How Many Slices of Toast for Breakfast
How to be cruel to old guys
How to keep fit for the elderly...
How to stop smoking
Humour
I bet you can't...
I walked past a mental hospital today...
I'm Cured!
Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind
Im memory of Leonard Ball who hated fat people
In the mouth
Insulted By A Druggist
Interesting thoughts
Irish border crossing
Is Sex Work Or Play?
Is your Dad home?
It's all in the colours
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing.
Johnny at the auction
Just between us!
Just the one wish
Ladies Man
Latest News from Liverpool Echo
Laws of Golf
Learning to live togoether
Letter of Complaint to the Railway
Life is short so play naked
Lipstick in School
Little Johhny and his father
Little Johnny and Fascinate in a Sentence
Little Johnny and the horse with the broken leg
Little Johnny asks his father where his intelligence comes from
Little Johnny in the maths class
Little Johnny to smart for his class
Little Johnny's Homework Excuse
Little Sarah
Logic from 'the suit'
Lost and famished in the forest
Louisiana Law
Lumber purchase
Making it Last
Marriage Bliss
Mathmatical knowledge of the American public
Medical research has confirmed...
Midas Touch
Miscellaneous - A Walking Economy
Moods of the sexes
More Quotations
Murphy's Car is Stolen
Musical Monks
My Daddy Smokes
My mother taught me...
Naughty Parrot
New beer slogan
New Knob Face Lift Procedure
New Virus Alert
No Bonking!
No Nursing Home for me
Nostalgia
Not Too Old Yet......
Nun and a Priest
Offside rule explained to women
Old Age
Old Fred’s hospital bed
Ole the farmer buys a new cow from Nordakota Cow
On arriving late at home
One for Halloween?
One for the Scousers
One liners: B - D
One, Two, Three
Orchestra Drummer
Overheard in the supermarket
Paddy takes the Irish accountantancy exam
Passing Time
Penis facts
Pete - Aw #%#% - Is that you
Pick Three Hymns!!!
Playing
Poem for women
Political correctness
Ponderisms version: 002
Position is everything
Programming languages compared with women
Proverbs - According to 6year olds
Puns ver 002
Quasimodo
Quick Thinking - Definitely
Quotations from actual students essays
Quotes from some girls
Rabies
Real Estate Salesman's Honesty
Reasonable wife
Register software
Rest In Peace
Rock beats paper but nothing beats...
Ronnie Barker's best lines
Rules for Writers:
Safe sex
Safety at Work: Facemask
Safety at work: Helping hands
Safety at Work: Safety Helmet
Safety at Work: Street Lighting Again
Safety at Work: Welding Mask
Saved by the...
Seasonal Greetings
Senior love story
Sex Dolls
Shipwreck survivors
Should you forward this joke?
Sleeping Late
Smoking's Rights
Snowplow warning
Some Things You Just Can't Explain
Spanish lessons
Spike Milligan
Steve Job’s Latest Invention
Strange Cornwall Witch and the Hamster Story
Su Wong marries Lee Wong...
Superman
T-shirt slogans
Taking a female to bed
Tech' support for online banking
Test to see which one is the blonde
The environmentalist
The alligator
The Angry Husband
The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive.- another groaner
The beggar and his regular customer
The best woman to marry
The blind pilots
The boyfriend
The budding actor
The cab driver....
The change of plea
The Church Testimony Meeting
The Confession
The court ruling on Viagra being made available free on the UK's National Health Service
The cutest ass you will ever see
The dinner table conversation
The doctor & the elderly man.
The Duck Hunter
The Electric Arm Replacement
The Eternal Optimist
The father of the child
The first man
The gambler & taxi-driver
The girls' night out
The Grateful Painter
The headache
The Hotel Bill . . .
The Importance of Walking
The interview for a salesman with an uncontrollable wink
The Job Application
The Lecture
The Lobster and the Crab
The man who forgot to buy his wife a Christmas turkey
The mating game
The mistress
The Naked Man and the Little Old Lady
The new doctor
The New Recruit
The newlyweds
The Nymphomanic and the Doctor
The old man and his young bride
The Pastor's Cat
The Poker Player
The Pope arrives at JFK
The Present from France
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
The Ranch
The retired gentleman
The Salesman
The Sea Burial of Uncle Seamus
The shiny new motorcycle
The Skeleton In The Ravine
The splint
The student to the sex researcher
The talking newborn baby
The terrible flood
The two old maid virgin sisters
The ventriloquist
The wedding night
The world expert on European wasps ...
The Young Pastor and the Church Organist
There were two canaries that lived in a cage
They walk among us!
This guy and his newlywed wife...
Thoughts on Exercise
Three goats let loose in school
Three professionals discussing the oldest profession
Tick Warning
Tipping the Waitress
Tommy Cooper - Dont' jump off the roof dad
Top drawer one liners<br />
Tragedy of the Dead Cat
Triplets
Turtle Mugging
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies...
Two IT guys talking in a bar...
Two men sat at the bar
Two Old Ladies Chatting
Two vampires were sitting - a groaner
Under The Influence
Van Gogh's Family Tree
Viagra prescribed by the doctor
Wal-Mart Interview
Wedding Plans
What goes on in Nursing homes
Wheelbarrow Method
When it is OK to spank a child
Where can I buy some?
Who packs your parachute
Whoops after the guy had a circumcision operation mixup
Why Did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?
Why the iPhone is tougher than Chuck Norris
Wife caught in the act by hubbie and cabbie
Woman goes to the doctor
Wonder Cream
Work
Yo mama is so fat...
You can’t fool me
You know you're living in 2005 when...
Your Annual Dementia Test