10 Fingers
17 of the best !
A beautiful message about growing old
A blonde was summoned to court to...
A Brazillian Wax Job - OUCH
A cat named lucky
A computer instructor's observation
A daughter's letter from her college to her parents.
A doggie tail - another groaner
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
A friend’s empathy
A guaranteed quick get rich scheme
A heart rending story and a compassionate man
A Lesson to be learnt from an ant
A little girl was out with her grandmother...
A little tribute to a man who made a difference: Bob Hope
A man and a woman were having drinks,,,
A man moves into a nudist colony.
A man went into the proctologist's office for his first internal exam.
A man's car broke down one night in the desert...
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker...
A new cure for worms
A news reporter on an assignment met up with...
A Pilot's Story
A princess is walking along...
A riddle
A Talking Parrot
A trouble shared
A Viagra advert that should get first prize
A Wise Old Man
A woman was driving into a small town
Aberdonians
Actual Employee Evaluations
Advantages of being colour blind
After a long night of making love...
After the operation
All I Know About Computers I Learned From My Mum
Always check
An 80 Year Old Man
An Aussie went into an empty bar...
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
An Old Man and a Horny Old Geezer
Angry Motorist
Another miracle: Water to Wine
Another Speeding Motorist Is Caught
Are you an American?
Art critic
AT&T reception and another satisfied customer
Back at School and the joys of education
Bad words
Be careful in English pubs
Beautiful Girl
Beer in the eyes of babes
Believe it or not , These are real 911 calls!
Best mate
Beware when you come home!
Bike lock fails
Billy Connolly Quotations
Birthday Wishes
Blonde completing her passport application
Bobbitt Family Update
Breakfast Joke
British Weather
Bumper stickers
Call to Prayer
Can this marriage be saved?
Captain Rudolf Larrson
Catholic Parrots
Change of name
Chat up line
Cheating patient
Chicken surprise
Chubby Brown quotes and quotations from Roy
Cleaning Poem
Coming to an airport near you
Computer message - Fatal Error
Computer Users
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1920's, 30's 40's, 50's , 60's & 70's !!
Corporate Lessons
Cosmetic Surgery in the most Intimate of Places
Cowboy from Brokeback Mountain
Crazy Wife?
Cruise Ship
Daddy, how did I come into this world?
Dating in the 60s
Dear Abby letters
Deodrant stick instructions
Did I do that and a letter from the boss
Different Nations Corporations
Distasteful jokes to pass some time......
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
Doctor's orders
Dog For Sale: OR free to good home.
Don’'t beam me up yet Scotty...
Double jointed
Drunken stupor
Early retirement bonus
Elephant Joke
English and Irish man joke
Even more bumper stickers
Facebook Venn Diagram of news feeds and Farmville
Family golf story
Fast forward to 2006
Fatherly Advice from the Marriage Counselor
Female benefits....
Fight with the Little Woman
Fire fighters
Fit for the Job
Flight attendants announcements
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity....
Fortunate
Four good lessons to remember
Free beer
From 'Monty Python'
Funny Motor Insurance Claims
Gassing Up
Gentle Thoughts for Today
Get up on the wrong side of the bed
God was planning on taking a vacation
Golf balls
Golf with a lady and four lawyers
Good Driver
Good News and Bad News from the Airline Pilot about a Hijacker
Grandpa and his grand-daughter
Greek Style
Growing up
H2O: Dangerous Chemical!
Happiness is sharing...
Have you been a good girl?
Health & Fitness - Old Age - Dangerous Driving Penalties
Heart Murmur
Her Own Way
Hired help
Honeymoon confessions
How Come?
How Father Murphy fixed his leaking church roof
How many of these put a smile on your face?
How the internet was all started, it is true, honest!
How to get 3 days off?
How to place the right person in the right job?
How to stop smoking
Humorous Computer Technical Support Stuff
I already paid
I got a phone call today.
I love my dentist so much that...
I was just visiting some friends
I'm not Happy
If Only they Had a Jewish Mother
Im memory of Leonard Ball who hated fat people
In the beginning
Inside Smells
Interesting Definitions of IT job People’s Designations
Internet Trolls
iPhone 4 - simple fix for hand holding problem
iPhone found in bars and no bars
Ireland Declares War on France
Irrestible to all women
Is there a god?
It is only a small error
It's an age thing
Job frustration support group
Johnny and his train set
Just arrived in town and all alone
Just married and...
King Arthur and the Witch:
Ladies Night Out
Latest financial news items
Law
Leading professor's sexual behaviour lecture
Letter from a deep sea diver to his sister
Letters to Santa Claus
Like Father Like...
Lisa was called to serve for jury duty...
Little Johhny on the train
Little Johnny and his balloon
Little Johnny and the S&M magazines
Little Johnny drawing
Little Johnny is Very Scared
Little Johnny to smart for his class
Little Johnny’s first experience of being toilet trained
Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
Lobster and the crab are in love
London Times Obituary
Lost the bet
Love Story
Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills.
Making it Last
Manure
Marriage or Fish license?
Maybe an Hemophiliac
Meet the computer twins, Cut & Paste
Midas Touch
Miscellaneous - A Walking Economy
Montana State Trooper on patrol
More Political Speak and some George Bushisms
Mother-in-law Jokes
Murphy's laws
My apologies to .........
My Dear Husband
My local pub is best
My son did It
Nelson at Trafalgar
New business is booming
New Living Will Form
Niagraa Falls Tour Guide
No calls
No work today
Not a Joke but an Oldies Music Quiz instead
Nothing Really Matress
Nymphomaniac Convention
Offside rule explained to women
Old Age
Old Fred’s hospital bed
Ole the Artist
OMG I totally forgot it was fathers day
On the plus side
One for the Brits about Sean Connery and Cilla Black interviewed by Michael Parkinson
One for the Scousers
One liners: B - D
One, Two, Three
Orchestra Drummer
Overheard in the supermarket
Paddy takes the Irish accountantancy exam
Passing Time
Penis facts
Pessimist or Optimist
Piano
Planting the seed...
Pleasure is a mental state
Policy
Pommie in the crapper
Poor Dave
Position is everything
Programming languages compared with women
Proverbs - According to 6year olds
Pulled over in Georgia
Quality
Quick One for the Brits'
Quotations all about tax
Quotes about golf
Quotes I like
Random thoughts from 25-35 year old people
Real Life Cybersex
Recruiting for the Air Force
Register software
Resistance is futile
Rindercella
Romantic rhymes
Rottweiler
Run and jump to make this timed photo
Safe sex
Safety at Work: Facemask
Safety at work: Helping hands
Safety at Work: Safety Helmet
Safety at Work: Street Lighting Again
Safety at Work: Welding Mask
Saved by the...
Seasonal Greetings
Senior love story
Sex Dolls
Shipwreck survivors
Should you forward this joke?
Size does not matter
Smart kids
Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs
some more puns and wise words
Something to look forward to...
Speaking of Dying. . .
Squashed Frog
Steve Job’s Latest Invention
Stop scratching
Stress management
Suicide bomb on the beach
Superman
Syllable lesson
Take the Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!
Tarot reader...
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Thailand headlines
The (i)rate of exchange
The Alternative Ten Laws of Computing
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The barber and Community Service
The beggar and his regular customer
The best woman to marry
The Birthday Gift
The boy who loved tractors - another groaner
The Bronze Rat
The Butcher Dance - somebody must like this one.
The casino
The Church Organist
The Confession
The court ruling on Viagra being made available free on the UK's National Health Service
The cutest ass you will ever see
The dinner table conversation
The doctor & the elderly man.
The Dot - finally someone has cleared this up
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with...
The Eleventh Commandment
The failed young Law student and his professor
The fifteen dollar Porche
The first witness
The GI
The golfer and the leprechaun
The Hamster
The Hi-Tech Milking Machine
The Husband Store and The Wives Store Across The Road
The Importance of Walking
The intensive care patients
The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage.
The lawnmower
The little girl feeling sick in the church
The lumberyard
The married man and the secretary
The Merit Badge
The most expensive vehicle per mile?
The new CEO
The new milking machine
The new shiny black patent leather shoes
The Novice Journalist
The oil shortage
The old man and his young wife
The patch
The Poker Player
The Pope and Tiger Woods both die on the same day and...
The Preacher went to play golf instead...
The Prodigal Returns for Confession
The Race Horse
The Regular Customer
The Rules of English Cricket
The Scot watching his first American baseball game
The Sex Athlete Marathon Man
The Shy Guy in the Singles Bar
The sneezing woman
The stowaway
The Surrogate Father
The tandem story
The time of reckoning
The Ultimate Beer Goggles
The Very Tired Nurse's Rectal Thermometer
The way to go...
The woodpecker might have to go!
The Young Pastor and the Church Organist
There were two canaries that lived in a cage
They walk among us!
Things to ponder
Thought for today
Three comedians
Three nuns at the rugby match
Three wise monkeys for sale in the pet shop
Tim and Sam
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
Tommy Cooper
Too much Stumbling...
Tourists Momento's - another groaner
Tree huggers
True Friendship... "Aussie Style"
Twenty Dollars
Two gay men have a baby....
Two lawyers stranded on a desert island
Two Nuns Visit the Zoo
Two questions from a pub quiz and some short jokes
Two vampires were sitting - a groaner
Under The Influence
USA States and their mottos
Very Interesting Stuff?
Visiting the parents
Watch the man on the left and not the girl
Wee Willie and Wanda
What Causes Arthritis?
What's for breakfast?
When I say I'm broke; I'm broke!
When the thrill is gone from the marriage!
Where is she?
who needs big tits...
Who wants to be a pig?
Who’s your daddy - from Manchester women
Why Do Men Die First?
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Why?
Wine for Seniors
Womanly Truisms
Wooden leg
World's easiest quiz
Yes I have paid my tax
You are no longer "cool" when .....
You have to love some drunks
You stupid bastard Jesse - you cheated on Sandra Bullock?
Young v Old Drivers - No Contest
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
20 shots of scotch
A big boy like you shouldn’t be crying
A blonde's last word.
A bride's first night confession
A cat scan
A Convicted Felon....
A Day at Golf with Dave and Fred
A dogs dilemma
A father's advice to his son
A German Tourist Walks Into a McDonalds
A guy from Kansas dies
A Hermaphrodite
A letter home from scout camp...
A little old lady in court
A Load of Blarney about the Irish Blarney Stone
A man goes to his doctors...
A man walks into a bar
A man went to the doctor...
A married couple in their early 60s
A Modest Essay
A new ending for an old fairy tale.
A nice daddy
A Pom at Australian Customs
A Professon lectures on the evils of marijuana
A Rough Night
A telephone conversation
A Truly Inspirational Tale Of Kindness
A vicar books into a motel
A woman goes shopping in Big W
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods
Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes
Adam and Eve
Adventures in punctuation
After the first blind date
After the sermon
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow.
Always check your child's homework
An Act of Charity
An Australian Genie!
An elderly spinster a dog in heat and the vet
An old man had a surprise
Angus Broon of Glasgow...
Another one for the Brits - an A-Z of Essex English
Another surgeon
Are you included in the following one hundred?
As I Mature
Aussie housewife slipped in the bathroom
Back in the good old days when RawPower
Ballmer Peak
Be careful with superglue
Bed Time Story
Beer quotations
Benny the Motorcyclist
Best Menopause Question Ever
Bicycle...
Bill and Sam the long term buddies
Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about everybody
Black woman with one white boob and one black boob
Blonde jokes, questions and answers
Body Language
Breaking News: Man killed on golf course
Broken Fence in DC
Burglar Deterrent
Calling in Sick
Can you identify the facial expressions of these women?
Captain's Announcement
Caught in the act
Charades
Chat up line overheard in a bar
Check your stress factor here
Children's Science Exam answers.
Chuck Norris
Colonoscopies are no joke
Complaints from Animals
Computer Printer Repair
Computers & Internet - General - Get The Most From The I.T. Dept.
Consider yourself warned.
Corporate Wisdom from Will Rogers
Council job application
Cowboy in a gay bar
Creation explained like never before
Culling the Coyotes
Damaging food
David Beckam horse riding
Dear Diary,
Depressed
Did you enjoy the sex?
Different Thermometers
Distressed Widow from Scotland
Doberman Dies
Doctor's prescription
Dog inspection on parade
Don't Be An Oxymoron...
Down on the Farm
Duck hunting
Easy?
Embarrassing Medical Exams
English is a crazy language.
Everything is going to be alright
Facts about reindeer and Father Christmas
Family togetherness.............
Fat free - for all those following a diet
Fatherly Advice from the Priest
Female Logic
Finally Learned What Service Means
First Day At School
Five jumps a week
Flight tower conversation at Dublin’s main runway
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
Fortune telling weighing machine
Four Nuns with St Peter at the Pearly Gates
Free Sex With Petrol Station Fillup
From now on I resign from being an adult
Funny shop names
Gasthof zum Lowen Restaurant
Geography of a woman
Getting A Round Of Golf, What to tell the missus
Going Camping.....
Golf caddies
Golfers be grateful
Good Lawyer
Google reveals the cause of India’s Population Growth
Grandparents and kids
Greener Grass...
Guardian Angel
Hair
Happy Father's Day
Have You Ever Danced?
Hearing aid and perception
Heaven
Here is something even most car buffs probably didn't know.
Holiday couple in Spain
Hospital jokes
How did you get the injury?
How fights start with Wife
How Many Slices of Toast for Breakfast
How the world works lately…
How to get to Heaven
How to print from an iPad
How to subtly mention your iPhone when picking up a girl in the bar
Humour
I am called a Princess
I Hate My Job
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I would so kill my husband!
I'm pregnant too.
If the moon landing happened today...
In Case
In the mouth
Insulted By A Druggist
Interesting dialogue between a father and his son...
iPad - advert iPaid Too Much
iPhone 4 magic trick
iPhone Jokes
Irish border crossing
Is Santa Claus a woman…
Is This The Vet?
It looks like you are installing windows
Its the law
Job interview for lion tamers in a circus
Johnny at the auction
Just between us!
Just no pleasing some people!
King Frederick II Visit To A Jail
Last night I was...
Latest News from Liverpool Echo
Law enforcement Recruitment question
Learn from the Discovery Channel
Letter from the husband leaving his wife and her reply
Lie Detector
Like Lightning
Literally
Little Johnny And The Circus Clown
Little Johnny and his Grandma
Little Johnny ask his teacher ’is that sex’?
Little Johnny in biology class
Little Johnny learning about logical thinking
Little Johnny wanted a watch just like his friend Jimmy
Little Johnny's Homework Excuse
Little Sarah
Logic
Look at the Hooters on this!
Lots of Patience
Love will tear us apart again
Magic Wand
Mammogram test preparation exercises
Maori (New Zealand) Legends
Marriage quotations and observations
Me Mudder
Memory test for the three elderly gentlemen
Midget with a speech impediment
Misunderstanding
Moods of the sexes
More Quickies
Mozart Beyond the Grave
Murphy's Laws of Sex
My best friend
My Dixie wrecked.
My mother taught me...
Naming the Baby
Nelson Mandela "You Sign";
New Definitions
New name for a beer
Nick Griffin again!
No laughing matter
Noah's Ark
Not one to complain...
Now this is what some would call a very loving wife.
Obituary about Larry La Prise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey'
Oh dear! I'm very sorry
Old and Best Joke from Ancient Rome
Old Hollywood Squares
Ole the farmer buys a new cow from Nordakota Cow
On arrival in Hell
On the way to get married
One for the Brits' about the new EU Directive No. 456179
One from the Philipines
One Night In A Bar
One-liners on Marriage - Researched by Alan Turnham
Organic
Oxymorons galore
Paddy was walking through...
Password!!
Perfect Puns
Pete - Aw #%#% - Is that you
Pick Three Hymns!!!
Playing
Poem for women
Political correctness
Ponderables
Poor Silly Bunny Rabbit
Potentially vs Realistically
Proof The World Is Nuts
Psychiatrists vs. Bartender
Puns ver 002
Quasimodo
Quick Thinking - Definitely
Quotations from actual students essays
Quotes and humour from Groucho Marx
Quotes: Alfred E Neuman
Raped by a Cricketer
Real Notes to British Milkmen
Red Cross
Relationships
Respect your Elders!
Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James McFadden
Royal Navy Reports submitted by Mr Tim
Russian Roulette played in Africa
Safety a work: All aboard - Far too many passengers
Safety at work: Forklift and two ladders
Safety at work: Huge cockup
Safety at work: Special Delivery
Safety at Work: Suspended
Safety at work: you need the motor running
Say NO to Cadburys merging with Nestle
Second try!
Sentenced for Stealing
Sex in the Irish Tradition
Shipwrecked On A Desert Island
Sid the Inventor
Sleeping Late
Smoking's Rights
Snowplow warning
Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio
Sometimes it pays to be honest
Special sandals
Squirrels At Church
Steve Jobs, CEO
Story of a Challenged Senior
Stuck caravan
Summer is near
Susan’s washing machine breaks down so she call a repairman.
Symptoms of being over 30
Taken for a Ride
Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not
Tensions of life...
Thank God your are a man
The 8 Monkeys
The American Couple in Paris
The Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian
The Battle of Trafalgar - revisited
The Best Bible Salesman
The Big Black Book
The blind pilots
The boyfriend
The budding actor
The cab driver....
The change of plea
The Church Testimony Meeting
The Confession
The Courting Couple
The Diet of pool balls - a Groaner
The diplomatic husband
The doctor's prescription
The drunk staggered up to hotel reception and demanded another room
The elderly couple
The engineers and the accountants go to a London meeting
The family way
The financial crisis on the street
The flatmate
The Giant Gorilla
The good fairy Godmother and the yellow toad
The hand warmer
The hinge and the teapot
The hypnotist at the Orpheum opening night
The incorrect email address.
The interview for a salesman with an uncontrollable wink
The Jesus and Satan Competition
The lawyer and his unpaid client's bill
The Little Turtle
The Magical Frog
The Marvels of Modern Medicine
The mistress
The Naked Man and the Little Old Lady
The New Chandelier for the Synagogue
The New Oxford Dictionary's latest update on definition of the following words
The New Store in Town . . .
The nun in Hooters
The old gentleman walks into a bar
The operation
The pet shop
The police recruit interview question
The Pope arrives at JFK
The pregnant wife
The Profitable Latex Factory
The Racist's Hell
The repair man
The sales contest
The Scottish Student
The sexy woman and the bartender
The Shy Welsh Village Lad
The song
The Stroke
The survivors of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!
The teacher asked for big words that eat things and end in ’TOR’
The tree hugging lady
The unemployed married couple
The Veterinarian
The wedding night
The world expert on European wasps ...
Ther retired gynecologist switches careers and becomes acar mechanic
There's a few guys who always get together
Things I Learned in the South..........
Thinking Ahead
Thought you might be interested in a glimpse of the future.
Three ducks walk into a bar...
Three Priests
Three Wishes
Time to put a Cork in it
To most Christians the Bible is like...
Tommy Cooper - Dont' jump off the roof dad
Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis
Toys
Trick or Treat
True story apparently
Two chickens chatting...
Two guys in a bar are talking about their wives.
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
Two old bats
Two quickies: At The Pharmacy and Spiders
Two young lovers on a romantic winter vacation
Unfaithful wife caught by the private detective.
Van Gogh's Family Tree
Viagra Alternative
Waiting For The Bus
Water to Wine
Welcome home
What goes on in Nursing homes
What's Your Name
When is it time to give up golf?
When to Tip the Waiter
Whips and chains
Who packs your parachute
Who will be the lucky one?
Why are we here?
Why I failed my 5th Grade English Examination
Why sharks circle you before attacking
Widdle wabbits
Wisdom from a great thinker - Willie Nelson
Women have all the luck
Wooden Leg Insurance
Worrying works
Yo mama is so fat...
You asked
You just can't win
You try your best but....
Your Annual Dementia Test
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
21 st Century...
A big-city lawyer...
A Boob Poem
A bunch of guys were working
A Christmas gift
A couples first night
A definition of globalization...
A Duke was hunting in the forest
A few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions by both men and women.
A gorilla chimp and a monkey under a cocunut-tree
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked...
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
A Linguistic Professor in A Lecturer about the English Language
A little old lady is walking...
A lonely guy...
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I think I might be gay."
A man walks into a bar and...
A man went to the police station
A MBB aeronautic development engineer told me this company joke:
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying
A new kind of car
A night out for Dave and his wife
A Post Office Worker
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
A Scottish Minister
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization.
A very fishy groaner to beat them all
A Visit To The IRS - Internal Revenue Service?
A woman goes to the doctor...
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Abstain from Sex
Adam got caught speeding yesterday.
Advertisement for Durex
After the honey
Air traffic controllers
All three were wrong
Always the lawyer..
An actual Craig's List Peronals Ad
An Economist Was Leaving His Office Building
An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian
An old owl....
Animal conscription
Another one for the golfers
Any objection to...?
Arguing on the internet
At Any Given Moment:
Australian Letter of the Year
Bad Day For The Undertaker
Bank Robber
Be Happy
Beer
Beer- the cure for everything
Best and Last
Best mother-in-law joke
Big game warning from Mozambique
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates, Don't Hold Your Breath
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the National Debt
Blonde phonecall
Books read by teenagers
Breast feeding - it rocks
Broken Leg
Buying my first condoms
Calm down
Can you read this !!??
Caption Contest
Cell Mate
Charles Atlas
Chatting up on the beach
Cheesy Valentine’s Day Jokes
Chinese Torture
Cinderella was now 95 years old.
Colour Test - how many times before you can get it right?
Computer Dependency Test
Computer programming facts, humour and subtle truths
Condom packaging
Consultants in the restaurant
Cosmetic Surgery
Country Funeral . . .
Cowboy in Texas
Creation of God's country
Cure for Swine Flu Fever
Darling have you ever cheated on me?
David is to be returned to Italy
Deer Hunting
Devil's Problem
Did you know
Dilbert quotes from company managers
Disturbing Photos - Soldiers vs. Protestors in Bangkok, Thailand
Doctor in Newfoundland
Doctors
Dog's Letters to God
Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman
Drink to that
Duck walks into a bar...
Economics simplified
Emergency Appointment
English language...
Evil mutant attack squirrel of death
Facts of life
Famous composers and movie stars
Father O'Malley went to visit Patrick Shanahan in the hosptital.
Fatherly advice to his daughter
Female pilot
Finally, A Blonde Guy Joke!
First night and still a virgin after being married before
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
Flu update
For wine lovers and connoisseurs
Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans
Fourth Marriage
Free strips of paper
From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement
Funny Story, possibly true?
Geek leak
George W Bush visits a primary school...
Getting even
Going to Jail
Golf Grammar Lesson
Gone doody
Good luck Mr Gorsky
Gorilla
Grant me Serenity
Groaner about a Honda motorcycle.
Guess who one the bet.
Halloween Party
Hard to argue with Indian wisdom...
Have you tried this really great new drink
Heart Attack
Heights of revenge !!!!!
Here’s an interesting dilemma
Hollywood Squares
Hospital patient
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
How hot is it in Hell?
How much is too much
How to feel really good
How to help a Lesbian have a baby
How To Recycle a Condom...
How to talk about men and still be politically correct...
Hurt?
I am getting so old that...
I have just found out...
I took my old dad shopping...
I'm concerned
Ideal for computer addicts
If there is anyone here who knows why these two should not be wed...
In case you ever wondered...
Income taxes!
Insulting druggist
Interesting thoughts
iPad Pro
iPhone amazing new feature
iPhone pinch and zoom does not work...
Irish humour
Is Sex Work Or Play?
Is your Dad home?
It was a miracle
Jack and Tom are having a quiet beer in a saloon bar when
Job Interview with three remaining candidates
Judge and the Prostitute
Just fixed my computer and now...
Just the one wish
Koala & lizard (An Australian Tale)
Last Will and Testament
Latest report - Calories Used
Laws of Golf
Learning to live togoether
Letter of Complaint to the Railway
Life in the Australian Army
Lil' Johnny and Lil' Suzie were walking
Litlle Johnny and his dog that ate the homework
Little Johnny watched his mother put on her makeup
Little Johnny and his Mum at the beauty clinic
Little Johnny asked by his teacher to describe his mother
Little Johnny in class learning about the alphabet
Little Johnny learns how to make babies
Little Johnny wanted to...
Little Johnny's mother decided tell him all about...
Little Sister
Logic from 'the suit'
Losing his load
Lou Costello Calls to Buy a Computer
Lucky 5
Maharishi Vatsyayan has stated in his Magnum Opus
Man of the House
Marital Sexual Problem
Marvellous Answer
Medical Examination of the Young Newly Wed
Mental Health Ponderisms
Might as well
Moan!
More amaing but useless facts
More Quotations
Much to their surprise the virgins awaiting Muslims in heaven were not what they expected.
Murphy's notable quotes:
My Birthday Present
My dog is now on State Welfare
My name is dave
Nancy Reagan's letter to John Hinkley
Never too old for Lego
New eye test
New Postit Note
Nineteen things I have learnt
No more emails from me
Nominated as the best short joke this year....
Not Paying for a Drink
Now you Know How I Feel
Obituary submitted by wife about her deceased husband
Oh shit!
Old Butch the Rooster
Old Love
Olympic condoms
On arriving late at home
Once there was a beautiful woman...
One for the Brits' about the suspected terrorist attack on Sunderland
One liners version: 001
One night while laying in bed
Open the door and let me in...
Out Of The Frying Pan & Into The Deep Fryer......
Paddy
Parking fine
Past and present generations
Perfume
Peter Kaye-isms., True. For those that may have missed it.
Pick up line?
Playing Cowboy
Poetry or Prose?
Politically incorrect
Ponderisms version: 001
Pope and Jews - The Power of Interpretation
Power of the Badge
Proper grammar
Public apology
Putting out the cat before leaving for a night out on the town
Qucik answer
Quickie
Quotations from Oscar Wilde
Quotes from Mark Twain
Rabbi's sermon
Real answers taken over the years on Larry Gogan’s radio show in Ireland.
Real Reason
Red Skelton’s recipe for a perfect marriage
Relationships Before And After
Rest In Peace
Rock beats paper but nothing beats...
Ronnie Barker's best lines
Ruled you out
Rye Bread
Safety a work: Scaffolding
Safety at Work: Forklift with Bomb
Safety at Work: Ladder in water
Safety at work: Stepladder and a paint tin
Safety at work: Tower scaffolding
Same Doc?
School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
Secret Men's stuff
Service fee
Sex is like a restaurant
Shopping for her very first bra
Sign posted at a golf club in Scotland , UK
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus
SMS one liners
Solve it to know it...
Some One-Liners From The Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Sometimes, I just do not understand my wife.........
Speedy Morris
Staff Christmas Party
Still good friends
Strange Cornwall Witch and the Hamster Story
Student in the Literature Class
Sunday Morning Musings
SUV Black Box Voice Recorders Last 16 Seconds Before the Crash
T-shirt slogans
Taking a female to bed
Tech' support for online banking
Terrible Truths and other principles of disaster
The cricket match
The absolute best speeding excuse
The American Tourist and the Englishman on a Train
The Australian went a hunting...
The bearer of bad news
The best cure for persistent headaches! !
The big night
The bookmaker stopped at the Even Steven Inn...
The brain is a wonderful organ
The building site
The Call of Nature
The chemist
The Circle of Life
The Confession After the Honeymoon
The Cowboy
The diet recommended by the doctor for the blonde
The Dirty Professor
The Doctors attitude to Rudd’s proposed Health Care Legislation
The duck hunter
The Electric Arm Replacement
The Eternal Optimist
The Farmers Son in College
The first date with a man that she had fancied for a long time...
The Flight Stewardess
The girl was cornered at a party
The Grandfather went a Visiting
The happy little rabbit
The hired hand
The hypnotist that stopped the wife's headaches
The Indoctrination
The interview with the candidate with little experience
The Job Application
The Lecture
The Lobster and the Crab
The man who forgot to buy his wife a Christmas turkey
The mating game
The Mongolian case of ...
The Nervous Newly Ordained Priest Learning About Confessions
The new doctor
The New Preacher
The new zoo keeper
The nun playing golf
The Old Hunter
The Other Mills
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
The poor Pastor's wife returned from shopping...
The Post Turtle
The Present from France
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
The Ranch
The retired gentleman
The Salesman
The Sea Burial of Uncle Seamus
The sheep farmer
The sign in the men's room
The Special Golf Ball
The Student Proctologist and Country Music
The sympathetic wife
The teacher's assignment
The two brothers
The Union worker
The virgin
The wife returned from the doctor
The World's Funniest Joke -- Official...
There is always a solution
Thermos flask
Things not to say before, after or during sex
This guy and his newlywed wife...
Thoughts on Exercise
Three goats let loose in school
Three professionals discussing the oldest profession
Tiagra for when 18 holes in not enough
Time to start swearing
To my dear wife...
Tommy Cooper Specials
Top 25 sayings we’d like to see on those inspitational office posters
Traffic Stop
Tried It Once But Didn't Like It
True story apparently!
Two dwarfs
Two hungry tramps
Two Martians
Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
Two sisters inherit a ranch
UFO runs short of fuel and lands...
Universal Laws
Vasectomy
Viagra prescribed by the doctor
Wal-Mart Interview
Water vs alcohol
West Yorkshire Police Statement:
What is a Cat?
Wheelbarrow Method
When it comes to sex
Where are we?
Who enjoys sex more, a man or a woman?
Who robbed who
Who's Driving
Why British Newspapers are More Fun to Read
Why I will never have a girlfriend
Why the iPhone is tougher than Chuck Norris
Wife .v. Mistress
Wisdom from training manuals
Women' arses
Words of Wisdom from a Father to his Son
Would You?
Yoga style and the two old ladies discussing their sexual activity
You can’t fool me
You know you're from Canada when .............
You want me to do what...
Your Day Is Coming
100 Dollar Question
23rd Psalm
A Birthday reminder
A bowl of chili
A cardiologist's funeral
A cigarette shortens your life by...
A cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A dinner conversation that went wrong
A Farang came out of a toilet...
A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr. Smith
A Grandmother's Letter to her Grandson
A guy offers to buy a drink
A John Cleese message to all USA citizens
A Little Boy's Prayers
A little old lady with a farting problem
A love story..
A man goes to the doctors...
A man walks into a public toilet...
A man went to visit
A message from God to the atheist professor
A mother buys a present for her son
A New Sin
A Night With "The Girls"
A Prayer for the Stressed
A rabbit walks into a bar...
A sign that you are getting old
A Tip for Your Caddy?
A very good vitamin C source
A Welsh Love Story
A woman meets a handsomely gorgeous man in a bar.
A young boy, about eight...
Accident report
Adam was created first...
Advice from a sex therapist
After the Honeymoon
Airspace violation protocol
All Torn-up
Amazing Computer Geek
An Arab student sends email to his dad
An effective diet
An excited Little Johnny returns from the ball game
And he said...
Another confession
Another pint of heavy for Hughie from Glasgow
Apparently She Knows You
Arnie and Tiger
At The Club
Aviation testing the strength of an airplane windshield
Bad memory
Bastard!
Be prepared for this interview question
Beer Cannon Montage
Before and After Marriage
Best comeback line ever?
Best Venn Diagram Ever
Big Mac Index
Bill Cosby Quotes
Billy Connolly's Desiderata........ excerpt from his book
Blessings
Blue Balls
Bra sizes Explained
Breasts or legs
Brotherly love on the golf course
By Gum!
By Gum!
Calm down Bro’
Can't Miss Pick-Up Lines
Car Accident
Cell Mates
Charles noticed the mother and child in the supermarket
Chatup line
Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream
Choking
City Boy
Comatose Grandma Sitter
Computer diagnosis from a urine sample
Computer quotes
Confession from a UPS delivery man
Cool biker chick
Cosmetic Surgery - the Boob Job
Couple on their first date
Cowboy Logic
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Curtain Rods.... a happy ending
Darling when we make love do you...
Dead Penguins
Delete Cookies
Devolution of British maths teaching
Did you know the devil actually wears a wig - another groaner!
Dirty Fork
Do Crappie?
Doctor’s Second Opinion
DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
Doggie Style
Don't you love me no more
Driving
Dumb Blonde Waitress?
Edinburgh Fringe Festival winning jokes
Encore
Escaped Murderer
Excerpts from a book called Disorder in the American Courts
Facts of life
Fancy Dress Party
Father to his son:
Federal Government employee performance evaluations.
Female Prayers
Financial Difficulties
First Night for the newly married virgin with a penis phobia
Five Tips For A Woman
Food Shortage
Fore!
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee...
Frank and his new rifle
Friends
From the mouth's of babes
Funny tales about safety
Geek Logic
George Washington and his troops
Getting home - you just cannot win
Golf And The Bees
Golf lessons
Gone Fishing
Good manners and etiquette
Gossip and the Test of Three
Graveside Service
Gross but Innovative
Guns, doctors and lawyers
Handy Latin Phrases by Phil Brodie
Harley Davidson
Health
Heart attacks
Help desk
Here's one for farangs in Asia
Holy Joes Desiderata
House Trained
How do you spend your Chrstmas time?
How little Johnny sold toothbrushes
How not to post a newpaper advertisement for a sewing machine.
How to be cruel to old guys
How to hold on while the train is in motion in order to avoid falling.
How to save the airlines by Tiger Woods
How to turn a woman on
Husband down in aisle one
I bet you can't...
I have not lost my mind
I walked past a mental hospital today...
I'm Cured!
Idle thoughts if a retiree;s mind
If you are having a bad day remember it could be worse
In Pharmacology.............
Indian Mating Season
Insurance claim for the lawyer and the engineer
Internet addiction is serious business
iPad vs stone
iPhone breaking news items and free bumper sticker
iPhone Protection
Irish Virginity Test Kit
Is Socialism a Joke?
It is important for men to remember that as women get older
It's all in the colours
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing.
Job’s Worth On Shoreditch High Street, UK
Judgement day is here so...
Just Fred gets stopped by the traffic police for speeding
K37 - the empty seat in the Manchester United football stand?
Labour Pains
Late Eighties
Latest update on Story Of The Three Little Pigs
Lawyer jokes
Lent with Bubba
Letter to the Grim Reaper
Life is short so play naked
Linda Lykes
Little Green Frogs
Little Johnny and arithmetic
Little Johnny and Susie were planning to get wed
Little Johnny asked by the teacher what his father did for a living
Little Johnny in his Biology Class
Little Johnny on Political Correctness
Little Johnny was asked to spell...
Little Johnny's teacher asks - Who Said That?
Liver & cheese
Logical Thinking
Lost and famished in the forest
Louisiana Law
Luke Skywalker is suddenly awakened
Major breakthrough!!!
Man’s Best Friend
Marriage Bliss
Mathmatical knowledge of the American public
Medical Definitions from the Irish
Mental test
Military Humour
Moans
More commentator bloomers
More Tee Shirt Lines and Slogans
Mum's favourite at feeding time
Murphy's Technology Laws
My Birthday Present
My first condom
My one armed friend
Naughty Parrot
New beer slogan
New Fashion
New stock market terms
No baby talk please
No more excuses...
Normal?
Not Right
Number of the Beast 666<br />
Ode to marriage: Marrying Opposites
Oh, that Frank
Old Dog
Old postcards
Olympic Games 2012
On no not another Puerto Rican!!!
One day in the Garden of Eden ...
One for the Scholars - How to Translate Academic Jargon
One liners version: 002
One night, a horny old geezer...
Optical illusion
Outhouse repairs
Paddy and Murphy went to London
Parrot chute
Pay Rise
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word...
Petrol substitute
Pinch my nipples
Please ban fox hunting in Colorado
Poker Night
Politician Telling the Truth
Ponderisms version: 002
Poposal for the new emblem
Prepositions
Prostate Cancer
Public service announcements
Pyramid of Jokes
Question Clarification
Quotations
Quotations: Sir Winston Churchill
Quotes from some girls
Rabies
Real Estate Salesman's Honesty
Really terrible leg
Reducing expenditure
Remember those school field trips and farm sounds ?
Restaurant customer orders a squid - groaner
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
Room Service - Tenjewberrymuds
Rules for Writers:
Sadist, masochist, murderer...
Safety at Play: Swimming Pool
Safety at Work: Forklifts
Safety at Work: Overloaded
Safety at work: Stepladder on ladder
Safety at work: Truck repairs
Samurai's and Flies
Scotsman at the dentist
Security Levels Around The World
Sex and Porn
Shamus and Murphy were skint and fancied a pint
Shopping!
Singing in the Shower
Smart Dog
Snappy answers
Some funny marriage quotes
Some Things You Just Can't Explain
Spaghetti
Spending Money in the USA
Statistics
Stockmarket investments
Street vendor and the lawyer
Stung by a bee while playing golf
Sunday Morning Sex
Swim
Tae a far-apologies to Robbie Burns
Talking frog
Ten Laws of Computing
Test to see which one is the blonde
The environmentalist
The agronomist
The American tourist visits a castle
The Australian, Irishman and the Scouser
The Beer Party Out in the Woods
The best engine design
The biker and the little old lady
The bored couple
The brain is a wonderful organ.,,
The burglar
The car boot sale
The Christmas Present from the boyfriend got mixed up in the shop
The colonel's order
The Cork
The cowboy and the lesbian
The difference between graduates
The disappointed salesman retruns from the Middle East
The Doctors Waiting Room
The Duck Hunter
The Elephant and the Crocodile
The expert's analysis
The father of the child
The first man
The gambler & taxi-driver
The girls' night out
The grandmother and her grandchild
The head waiter
The hitchhiker
The ideal orthopaedic bed for men
The Inexperienced Curry Taster
The inventor
The kid
The life science examination
The Lonely Frog
The married couple and the wife discovers that her husband was not in bed with her
The medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
The moral of the story
The new baby without a father
The New Dress
The New Recruit
The newly weds
The nursing home
The old man
The paratrooper
The pilot and navigator
The poor wood cutter went chopping wood by the river one day.
The Postman Pat
The Priests bathtime
The Queen saw from her yacht
The Really Mad Mum
The robot bar-tender
The scene at the accident
The Senility Prayer
The shiny new motorcycle
The Skeleton In The Ravine
The splint
The student to the sex researcher
The talking newborn baby
The terrible flood
The two campers
The used car lot.
The Voice .......
The Wisdom you can find on Toilet Walls
The young couple
There was once this cowboy...
They have a word for it as well
Things Only a Mom Can Teach
This poem of the year
Three big bad bikers and the trucker
Three hard to find Valentine cards
Three Reasons to abstain
Tick Warning
Time to stop shopping?
Today’s Inspirational Lesson
Tommy Cooper Witticisms
Top drawer one liners<br />
Tragedy of the Dead Cat
Triplets
Turtle Mugging
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies...
Two IT guys talking in a bar...
Two men sat at the bar
Two Old Ladies Chatting
Two Southern Ladies
Ugly woman...
Unrequited Love
Vaseline
Vijayakanth's Dialogues in English
Walk on water
Web site names make a difference
What a coincidence
What Is A Fox Pass?
When a Lady Has To Fart
When it is OK to spank a child
Where can I buy some?
Who is Jack Schitt?
Who said that?
Whoops after the guy had a circumcision operation mixup
Why did the chicken cross the road
Why Jesus was an Aussie
Why there are no snakes in Ireland
Wife caught in the act by hubbie and cabbie
Wishful thinking
Women's Lib.
Words of Wit and Wisdom
Writing Rules Clarified:
Yorkshire humour
You finish?
You know you're living in 2005 when...
You were really lucky when I knocked you over...
Zen and the wisdom from Maharish
A married man went off for the weekend with the boys
16 years
8 months pregnant
A Bit of Physics Humour
A Brand New Small Car for Women
A cat named Jesus?
A circus magician
a cowboy and the indians
A discussion on the Hereafter
A farmer buys a condom
A fricken Elephant
A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee...
A Gynecologist’s hand after thirty years service
A Kiwi who got his priorities right
A little girl asks where does poo come from?
A little old lady with failing eyesight
A lucky Las Vegas gambler.
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada
A man with a dog walks into a bar
A Message from your Prime Minister
A Natural Process
A new tax to balance the budget?
A penny for your thoughts
A present for the wife
A real groaner
A talent scout
A tip from a Geordie
A very short story
A wife's lover who was caught naked by her husband
A Woman Walks into a Bar
A young clergyman
Actual call centre conversations
Admit it - this would scare the ...
Aeroplane crash
After the oilfield blowout
All Done
Alternative solution to airport full-body scanners
Amish and Elevator
An archeological teams’s recent discovery in Washington DC
An Eggplant
An Irishman's Life Philosophy
Anger Management, I do feel better!!!
Another crude one about a fat lady and her Elvis tattoo
Another problem caused by deforestation
Are you a believer in God and Jesus?
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
At the Urologist's
B & Q Job Application
Bad Timing
Batteries
Bear facts
Beer glasses
Being Totally Honest:
Best joke from a British competition
Beware - crude but funny
Biggest Lies and Porky Pies
Bill Gates vs. General Motors (GM)
Birthday gifts for Mom from her three sons
Blonde at work and wanted a few days off work
Bob Hill and his wife Betty are vacationing in Europe.
Bran muffins
British One Liners
Browser comparison with different modes of transport
C+++ creator, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's 'Computer Magazine.
Can I See Your License Please?
Canadian National Lottery - True Story
Cartoons of Life
Chance meeting at the supermarket
Charles playing golf
Cheap skate buying perfume for his wife
Chick magnet
Christopher Columbus's first words
Clean underwear
Coming out of the closet
Computer help desk support calls revisited
Computer Terminology
Confessions
Corny jokes about farmers
Cosmetic Surgery - The Full Works
Courtesy of the Big Yin - Billy Connolly for those not in the know.
Crabs
Cross examination by a defense attorney
Customs declarations
Darwin Awards
Deadly Habits
Demographic forecast of Europe 2015
Diagnosis
Difference between the sexes
Discrimination Against Batchelors
Do Not touch
Doctor's opinion
Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
Dogs and Bars
Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking
Drunk driver
Ear ear
Eight Iron
Encyclopaedia Britannica advertised in the For Sale columns
Essex girls moved to Glasgow?
Extracts from police car video arrests
Fair is Fare
Farmer Joe's Day In Court
Father?
Feelings
Feminine Logic
Find the Ad!
First timer
Flight attendants
For my 75th birthday my wife gave me...
Forgive your enemies.....
Four Catholic men and a...
Frank and the dwarf
Friendship, Men vs. Women
From the mouths of babes
G W Bush was sleeping when suddenly he awoke
Genetic Result
German Engineering
Getting mugged
Golf and the two 'Gotchas!'
Golf Questions
Gone to market - Love Pig
Good News and Bad News for Fathers' of Newly Born Baby Sons
Graffitti
Great modern time philosophers
Grounds for Divorce?
Guy with a girlfriend named Lorraine - another groaner
Hank was a not too smart kind of guy.
Harry the Eagle
Health & Fitness - Factfile. Questions & Answers
Heart broken
Help hubby
Hilarious quotes concerning the better half
Home Alone
Housework
How do you unlock the door?
How Logical is the English Language?
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
How to Dump a Man
How to keep fit for the elderly...
How to Spell Putt
How to turn your man on.....
Husband's dilemma in watching porn versus the football game
I can’t play football
I know my drinking capacity
I want Grandma
I'm Lost
Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind
If You Love Someone . . .
In the backyard
Inner peace
Interesting Appraisal Review Letter by HR
Internet proverbs
iPad was made like this
iPhone end call sticker
iPhone4 losing signal solution - [SOLVED]
Ironic pictures that are worth a thousand...
Is that rain?
It is not polite
It's always the kids that suffer
Jewish divorce
Johnny again
Just a Little More
Just got to be Irish
Kicked in the crotch
Ladies Man
Latest disabled parking notice
Latest virus
Lawyers and charity
Leroy from Port Antonio
Letters from son at college to his father
Life is short……………..if it needs to be paid, get it done soonest before its too late!!
Lipstick in School
Little Johhny and his father
Little Johnny and Fascinate in a Sentence
Little Johnny and the horse with the broken leg
Little Johnny asks his father where his intelligence comes from
Little Johnny in the maths class
Little Johnny spending too much time playing computer games
Little Johnny was in class...
Little Johnny’s Black Eye
Living in harmony
Lola's Graduation
Lost Purse
Love Quotes
Lumber purchase
Make sure they get your name.
Manana, Manyana
Marriage councellor's solution
Maud, Mavis and Ethel
Medical research has confirmed...
Message VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Millions of years ago...
Mom can I...
More Groaners
Motel of the future
Murphy's Car is Stolen
Musical Monks
My Daddy Smokes
My Guess Is She's married...
My Resimay
Necessary Gift for Christmas
New Bumper Stickers
New Knob Face Lift Procedure
New Virus Alert
No Bonking!
No Nursing Home for me
Nostalgia
Not Too Old Yet......
Nun and a Priest
Of course it will
Old
Old English joke about a hobo
Old Squid (sailor)
Olympic wrestlers
On the Bus.
One for Halloween?
One for the Scots...
One liners version: 003
One Upmanship Between Ladies
Oral sex
Overheard in the Barbers Shop
Paddy Murphy walks ino his local
Partners
Pencil
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
Phone Sex
Piracy is not theft
Please forward this to 10 friends and...
Police chase
Politics explained by a father to his son
Poof! The light is on--
Popular quotations and Thai translations
Profound
Prostatectomy
Pulled by the police
Qantas aircraft maintenance
Questions & answers
Quotations about age, aging, growing older, old age
Quote of the day
Quotes from the management
Rain on your parade
Real letter to the bank
Reasonable wife
Reducing your ration
Research results
Right and Wrong
Rodney's one liners
Roping A Deer------- (Names have been removed to protect the Stupid!)
Rules to live by version 001
Safari and the Lion
Safety at work: Extended ladder
Safety at work: Hedge trimming
Safety at Work: PPC - Personal Protection
Safety at Work: Street Lighting
Safety at Work: Walk the Plank
Sausage Factory
Searching For a Missing CIA Agent in Ireland
Senior Couple Engagement
Sex and the economy
Sharon's birthday present
Should Have Quit...
Sister Mary and the Priest
Smart kid
Snow joke
Some important things to remember
Some Wonderful Proverbs:
Spanish lessons
Spike Milligan
Staying out late...
Stop building these websites
Stress
Su Wong marries Lee Wong...
Sunshine!
Switching channels
Take a number
Tapeworm Cure
Ten rules to live by
Texas Itch
The 'phone call
The alligator
The Angry Husband
The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive.- another groaner
The Beer Scooter
The Best Way To Get A Man...
The Bird
The bottle of wine
The bridegroom
The Busy Bar
The Car I Drive
The Christmas present from the husband who bought his wife a mood ring
The complaining customer
The corruption trial
The Current Financial Crisis
The Dinner Party
The divorce hearing
The Donkey that fell down the well...
The Dyslexic Cop
The elephant and the turtle
The facts of life
The female brain cell
The first night
The genie
The Golden Telephone
The Grateful Painter
The headache
The Hotel Bill . . .
The ideal partner
The insurance claim
The Irish Way of determining parenthood
The last argument
The lion and the gorilla
The lottery winner
The married couple and the wife was fishing for compliments
The medical specimen
The morning after
The New bull was not performing
The New iTit Musical Breast Implant
The new rooster
The newlyweds
The Nymphomanic and the Doctor
The old man and his young bride
The Pastor's Cat
The plucked parrot
The Pope
The Preacher and the Pig
The Primary School Counsellor
The quest to produce beautiful children
The Reason
The Rules of Chocolate.....
The school teachers on a field trip
The Seven Degrees of Blonde
The Ship's Magician and the Parrot
The Smoke Theory
The stay of execution
The Suppository
The talking parrot
The Three Little Pigs
The two old maid virgin sisters
The ventriloquist
The voice from above?
The woman answered the knock at the door and...
The Young Entrepreneur
There were these three guys outside of a bar
They met in hell...
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
This Won't Hurt A Bit...
Three bulls discussing the arrival of a new bull
Three men commit suicide by jumping off the top of a building
Three Vampires in a Bar
Tiger Woods
Tipping the Waitress
Toes<br />
Too late for Mothers Day
Topical
Traveling in New Zealand
Trout fishing
TV Position
Two Free Tickets To The Show
Two joints
Two nuns travelling in a car
Two priests decide to go to Hawaii for a vacation...
Two strangers talking on the airoplane
UK's Magic Wellness Stick
Upgrade iPhone To iPad For Free
Venn diagram of Bruce Willis Sixth Sense
Visiting friends
Want to live longer?
Wedding Plans
What a load!
What Religion is Your Partner's Bra?
When English is your second language.....
When it's raining..
Where do pets come from? from the Book of Genesis
Who Is Next?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Whoops from the police officer who caught the man speeding
Why Did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?
Why men don't talk to each other in public toilets...
Why we forward jokes
Wife's work on the sly
Woman goes to the doctor
Wonder Cream
Work
Yellow 24
You are addicted to your computer when
You got to love this Police Officer!
You see that?
Young O'Donnell rushed into a church...
Zen computer error messages