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In The Mouth

 

One day the teacher asked the children in class to give examples of what was not good to put in one's mouth.

Little Johnny says "It is not good to put a lit light bulb in one's mouth."

The teacher says "that is correct, but why?"

Little Johnny answers "I don't know, but my Mom always tells my dad "turn off the light before you put it in my mouth!"

Quotes for Today:

More technology is not the answer. It is the problem.
 


My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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