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Iphone Breaking News Items And Free Bumper Sticker

 

Information has leaked that Apple are to release a new product: "the iWedding"
It's just like a regular wedding, the only problem is they don't provide any reception.


iPhone mind the gap - free bumper sticker


Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was trying to get a signal on it's iPhone 4.


Two iPhone 4's got married. It was a lovely ceremony, but the reception was awful...
Apparently they held it in the wrong place.


BBC News: Police find three of Raoul Moat's mobile phones.
Two have been charged, but they are holding his iPhone until they can get a signal.


Most popular iPhone App of the month:
Public Telephone Box Locator.


So Apple are holding a news conference today.
What happens if they don't hold it correctly?

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

The years teach what the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 


There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
 


There are only 2 kinds of software, Beta and obsolete.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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