Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking.
... driving into a small town ...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A Bit of Physics Humour
A circus magician
A dinner conversation that went wrong
A few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions by both men and women.
A Grandmother's Letter to her Grandson
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
A little tribute to a man who made a difference: Bob Hope
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.
A man with a dog walks into a bar
A Natural Process
A penny for your thoughts
A rabbit walks into a bar...
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization.
A Visit To The IRS - Internal Revenue Service?
A young clergyman
Actual Employee Evaluations
After a long night of making love...
After the sermon
Always the lawyer..
An Australian Genie!
Animal conscription
Any objection to...?
At the Urologist's
Bank Robber
Be prepared for this interview question
Beer Cannon Montage
Best and Last
Beware when you come home!
Bill Cosby Quotes
Blonde Jokes
Breakfast Joke
By Gum!
By Gum!
Can you read this !!??
Caught in the act
Charades
Chatup line
Chinese Torture
Clean underwear
Computers & Internet - General - Get The Most From The I.T. Dept.
Consultants in the restaurant
Couple on their first date
Crazy Wife?
Curtain Rods.... a happy ending
Darwin Awards
Deer Hunting
Did you enjoy the sex?
Dirty Fork
Doberman Dies
Doctor's prescription
Dogs and Bars
Drunken stupor
Early retirement bonus
Encore
Essex girls moved to Glasgow?
Famous composers and movie stars
Father?
Female Prayers
Find the Ad!
First Night
Flight attendants announcements
Fortune telling weighing machine
Free beer
From the "For Sale" columns,
G W Bush was sleeping when suddenly he awoke
Getting A Round Of Golf, What to tell the missus
Golf and the two 'Gotchas!'
Golf Questions
Good News and Bad News
Gross but Innovative
Guns, doctors and lawyers
Harley Davidson
Health & Fitness - Old Age - Dangerous Driving Penalties
Heaven
Here's one for farangs in Asia
Honeymoon confessions
How the internet was all started, it is true, honest!
How to stop smoking
I am called a Princess
I'm Lost
In Case
Indian Mating Season
Interesting dialogue between a father and his son...
Is that rain?
It is only a small error
Johnny and his train set
Just between us!
King Frederick II Visit To A Jail
Latest News from Liverpool Echo
Lawyer jokes
Letter from a deep sea diver to his sister
Like Father Like...
Little Johhny and his father
Little Johnny And The Circus Clown
Little Johnny drawing
Little Johnny to smart for his class
Little Johnny's Mother
Little Sister
Lola's Graduation
Lost Purse
Lucky 5
Man of the House
Marvellous Answer
Mental test
Miscellaneous - A Walking Economy
More Quotations
Murphy's Technology Laws
My Daddy Smokes
Nelson Mandela "You Sign";
New Living Will Form
No calls
Not Right
Obituary
Old Age
Ole the Artist
On arriving late at home
One for the Brits
One Liners
One Upmanship Between Ladies
Organic
Paddy and Murphy went to London
Passing Time
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
Pinch my nipples
Please don't forget the title!
Police chase
Ponderisms
Potentially vs Realistically
Prostate Cancer
Pulled by the police
Quasimodo
Quotations
Quotes I like
Real Estate Salesman's Honesty
Reasonable wife
Register software
Right and Wrong
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James McFadden
Safari and the Lion
Saved by the...
Seasonal Greetings
Service fee
sharon"s birthday present
Sid the Inventor
Smart kids
Snowplow warning
Something to look forward to...
Special sandals
Staff Christmas Party
Strange Cornwall Witch and the Hamster Story
Sunshine!
Symptoms of being over 30
Tapeworm Cure
Terrible Truths and other principles of disaster
The (i)rate of exchange
The American Tourist and the Englishman on a Train
The Australian, Irishman and the Scouse
The best cure for persistent headaches! !
The Birthday Gift
The brain is a wonderful organ.,,
The burglar
The Car I Drive
The Christmas Present
The Condom
The corruption trial
The diet
The Dirty Professor
The Duck Hinter
The engineers and the accountants go to a London meeting
The father of the child
The first witness
The GI
The grandmother and her grandchild
The headache
The Husband Store and The Wives Store Across The Road
The Inexperienced Curry Taster
The inventor
The lawyer
The Little Turtle
The Magical Frog
The mating game
The moral of the story
The New Chandelier for the Synagogue
The newly weds
The oil shortage
The operation
The pilot and navigator
The Pope
The Primary School Counsellor
The Race Horse
The Regular Customer
The Rules of English Cricket
The Scot watching his first American baseball game
The sheep farmer
The sneezing woman
The stowaway
The survivors of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!
The terrible flood
The used car lot.
The wife returned from the doctor
The Young Pastor and the Church Organist
Things Only a Mom Can Teach
Thought you might be interested in a glimpse of the future.
Three Priests
Time to put a Cork in it
Toes<br />
Top drawer one liners<br />
Tree huggers
True story apparently
Two chickens chatting...
Two IT guys talking in a bar...
Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
Two young lovers on a romantic winter vacation
Unrequited Love
Viagra Alternative
Water vs alcohol
What goes on in Nursing homes
Wheelbarrow Method
When to Tip the Waiter
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Why men don't talk to each other in public toilets...
Wife's work on the sly
Women's Lib.
World's easiest quiz
You are no longer "cool" when .....
You know you're living in 2005 when...
My local pub is best
... good manners and etiquette ...
17 of the best !
A blonde was summoned to court to...
A computer instructor's observation
A discussion on the Hereafter
A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr. Smith
A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee...
A Little Boy's Prayers
A love story..
A man walks into a bar
A man's car broke down one night in the desert...
A new cure for worms
A Pom at Australian Customs
A real groaner
A tip from a Geordie
A Wise Old Man
Aberdonians
Adam and Eve
After the first blind date
Air traffic controllers
Amazing Computer Geek
An effective diet
Another confession
Are you an American?
B & Q Job Application
Bastard!
Bear facts
Beer quotations
Best comeback line ever?
Bicycle...
Billy Connolly Quotations
Bob Hill and his wife Betty are vacationing in Europe.
British Weather
Call to Prayer
Can't Miss Pick-Up Lines
Cell Mate
Charles Atals
Cheating patient
Christopher Columbus's first words
Colonoscopies are no joke
Condom packaging
Corporate Lessons
Cowboy from Brokeback Mountain
Creation explained like never before
Customs declarations
Dating in the 60s
Delete Cookies
Did you know
Discrimination Against Batchelors
Doctor in Newfoundland
Doctors
Don't you love me no more
Duck hunting
Easy?
English and Irish man joke
Evil mutant attack squirrel of death
Fancy Dress Party
Fatherly advice to his daughter
Fight with the Little Woman
Fire fighters
First timer
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity....
Four good lessons to remember
Free Sex With Petrol Station Fillup
From the "For Sale" columns,
Gassing Up
Getting even
Golf balls
Golfers be grateful
Gorilla
Grounds for Divorce?
Hair
Harry the Eagle
Hearing aid and perception
Help desk
Hired help
Hospital patient
How to feel really good
How to turn a woman on
I bet you can't...
I'm not Happy
In Pharmacology.............
Inner peace
Interesting thoughts
Is that sex?
It's all in the colours
Johnny at the auction
Just married and...
Ladies Man
Latest report - Calories Used
Lawyers and charity
Letter of Complaint to the Railway
Like Lightning
Little Johhny on the train
Little Johnny and arithmetic
Little Johnny in biology class
Little Johnny wanted to...
Little Johnny's mother
Little Tommy and hist Grandma’
London Times Obituary
Lost the bet
Luke Skywalker is suddenly awakened
Manana, Manyana
Maud, Mavis and Ethel
Message VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Misunderstanding
Motel of the future
Musical Monks
My Dear Husband
New beer slogan
New name for a beer
No laughing matter
Now you Know How I Feel
Of course it will
Old Butch the Rooster
Olympic condoms
On the Bus.
One for the Scots...
One liners
One, Two, Three
Outhouse repairs
Paddy Murphy walks ino his local
Password!!
Peter Kaye-isms., True. For those that may have missed it.
Planting the seed...
Pleasure is a mental state
Policy
Ponderisms
Prepositions
Prostatectomy
Pulled over in Georgia
Qucik answer
Quotations about age, aging, growing older, old age
Quotes: Alfred E Neuman
Real letter to the bank
Recruiting for the Air Force
Relationships Before And After
Rindercella
Ronnie Barker's best lines
Safe sex
School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
Second try!
Sex Dolls
Shipwreck survivors
Singing in the Shower
Smoking's Rights
Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio
Sometimes it pays to be honest
Speedy Morris
Statistics
Street vendor and the lawyer
Superman
Tae a far-apologies to Robbie Burns
Tarot reader...
Thailand headlines
The 8 Monkeys
The American tourist visits a castle
The Battle of Trafalgar - revisited
The Best Way To Get A Man...
The blind pilots
The bridegroom
The Busy Bar
The casino
The Church Organist
The Confession
The Courting Couple
The difference between graduates
The divorce hearing
The duck hunter
The Eternal Optimist
The female brain cell
The flatmate
The girls' night out
The Hamster
The Hi-Tech Milking Machine
The hypnotist
The insurance claim
The Jesus and Satan Competition
The lawyer
The Lobster and the Crab
The married couple
The medical specimen
The morning after
The New iTit Musical Breast Implant
The newlyweds
The old gentleman walks into a bar
The Other Mills
The plucked parrot
The Pope arrives at JFK
The Profitable Latex Factory
The Racist's Hell
The repair man
The sales contest
The Scottish Student
The shiny new motorcycle
The song
The Stroke
The sympathetic wife
The Three Little Pigs
The ventriloquist
The world expert on European wasps ...
Thermos flask
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
Thoughts on Exercise
Three Vampires in a Bar
Time to start swearing
Tommy Cooper
Topical
Trick or Treat
True story apparently!
Two dwarfs
Two lawyers stranded on a desert island
Two Old Ladies Chatting
UFO runs short of fuel and lands...
Van Gogh's Family Tree
Visiting friends
Wedding Plans
What Is A Fox Pass?
When a Lady Has To Fart
Where are we?
Who wants to be a pig?
Why there are no snakes in Ireland
Wishful thinking
Wonder Cream
Yellow 24
You asked
You try your best but....
Pope and Jews
... rain on your parade
20 shots of scotch
A blonde's last word.
a cowboy and the indians
A Farang came out of a toilet...
A fricken Elephant
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked...
A little old lady
A man goes to his doctors...
A man walks into a bar and...
A married couple in their early 60s
A news reporter on an assignment met up with...
A Prayer for the Stressed
A Rough Night
A trouble shared
A woman goes shopping in Big W
Abstain from Sex
Adventures in punctuation
After the honey
All Done
Amish and Elevator
Anger Management, I do feel better!!!
Another pint of heavy for Hughie from Glasgow
Are you included in the following one hundred?
Bad memory
Bastard!
Beautiful Girl
Before and After Marriage
Best mate
Big Mac Index
Billy Connolly's Desiderata........ excerpt from his book
Body Language
Broken Fence in DC
Calling in Sick
Captain Rudolf Larrson
Cell Mates
Charles playing golf
Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream
Chubby Brown quotations
Coming out of the closet
Confessions
Corporate Wisdom from Will Rogers
Cowboy in Texas
cross examination
Daddy, how did I come into this world?
David Beckam horse riding
Depressed
Difference between the sexes
Distressed Widow from Scotland
Doctor’s Second Opinion
DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
Drink to that
Duck walks into a bar...
Eight Iron
English is a crazy language.
Excerpts from a book called Disorder in the American Courts
Farmer Joe's Day In Court
Federal Government employee performance evaluations.
Finally Learned What Service Means
First Day At School
Fit for the Job
Fore!
Fourth Marriage
Friends
From the mouths of babes
Geography of a woman
Getting mugged
Golf caddies
Good Lawyer
Graffitti
Growing up
Halloween Party
Have you tried this really great new drink
Heart attacks
Help hubby
Holiday couple in Spain
House Trained
How to get to Heaven
How to turn your man on.....
I Hate My Job
Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind
In the backyard
Inside Smells
Ireland Declares War on France
Is This The Vet?
Its the law
Judge and the Prostitute
Just no pleasing some people!
Ladies Night Out
Latest virus
Leading professor's sexual behaviour lecture
Letters to Santa Claus
Lisa was called to serve for jury duty...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny and Fascinate in a Sentence