House Trained
While carpenters were working outside the old house a woman had just bought, She busied myself with indoor cleaning. She had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.
With dismay she looked from his muddy boots to her newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," She said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers."
"That's all right, lady," he responded. "I'm already trained."
Your 'Joke of the day' Mission:
Find a joke to tell a girl then email to break the ice! OR relax, take your time, have a good laugh then tell your friends and renew old acquaintances.
The best humour reminds us that deep down we're all strange, puzzled creatures who don't really understand the world or how to behave. That kind of humour is warm and generous, it's inclusive. Of course you get other humour which is nasty and cruel, it's about sneering at little people. I think it's much braver to sneer at big people, don't you?
John Cleese
Now that you've had a good laugh...
...donate the price of a Starbucks'to our thirsty support staff.
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