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New name for a beer


A company developed a new beer and ran a competition for a new name.

One person sent in a suggestion that it be called: "Making Love in a Row Boat."

The company executive contacted the man and said, "We can't use the name because it is too long. But we would like very much to know why you suggested that name."

The man said, "Well, making love in a row boat is fucking near water. That is exactly what your beer is."


 
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The best humour reminds us that deep down we're all strange, puzzled creatures who don't really understand the world or how to behave. That kind of humour is warm and generous, it's inclusive. Of course you get other humour which is nasty and cruel, it's about sneering at little people. I think it's much braver to sneer at big people, don't you?
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