Sentenced for Stealing
A young lad is caught stealing soap from the local soap factory. When the case
comes to court the judge decides to make an example of him to discourage other
youths from a life of crime.
Judge: "Well, what have you to say in your defense?"
Boy: "Only that I'm sorry your honor."
Judge: "Hrmph. I sentence you to 10 years hard labor, starting immediately."
Boy: "But sir, it was only a few bars of cheap soap!"
Judge: "Consider yourself lucky... It could have been life boy."
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