Sharon's birthday present
Sam was out shopping in the mall when he meets his friend Abe outside the jewelers.
Sam notices that Abe has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
"So what have you just purchased Abe" Sam asks?
"Well, now that you've asked," replies Abe, "it's my Sharon's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her birthday she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it'".
"So what did you get her" Sam asks?
Abe replies, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards".
Your 'Joke of the day' Mission:
Find a joke to tell a girl then email to break the ice! OR relax, take your time, have a good laugh then tell your friends and renew old acquaintances.
The best humour reminds us that deep down we're all strange, puzzled creatures who don't really understand the world or how to behave. That kind of humour is warm and generous, it's inclusive. Of course you get other humour which is nasty and cruel, it's about sneering at little people. I think it's much braver to sneer at big people, don't you?
John Cleese
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