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Sex JokesSex jokes have been criticized as sexist by several authors, as most blondes in these jokes are female, although male variations also exist. Research indicates that because of this, men find blonde jokes significantly more amusing than women say they do.
Blonde JokesBlonde jokes have been criticized as sexist by several authors, as most blondes in these jokes are female, although male variations also exist. Research indicates that because of this, men find blonde jokes significantly more amusing than women say they do.
Chuck Norris Jokes Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor and media personality. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his film career as a "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible feats of strength to Norris.
Little Johnny JokesLittle Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex (then he is known as (Little) dirty Johnny), while at others he is all too innocent. He also has a cousin Dirty Ernie.
Health & Safety PicturesPictures about Health & Safety at Work & Play, some funny, some hilarious, just enjoy.
Favourite JokesA list of the most popular and favourite jokes selected from our log files. The list is frequently reviewed and changes updated
Top 20 JokesThe last twenty jokes posted, some top twenty short jokes, all funny jokes, mostly short jokes, every one a top joke, not too dirty of the top twenty dirty jokes, the very best jokes, latest top twenty jokes of all time and not forgetting the top twenty one liner jokes.
Wisdom TalesSome famous words of wisdom, wise quotes, funny quotations, definitions, anecdotes, tales and thought provoking short stories.
QuotationsSelected quote from famous and some infamous authors
Ask Eliza Some people think that chatting with this computerized psychiatrist is even better than the real thing. Just remember, Eliza is not smart enough to ask for an hourly rate. So, don’t take what she says too seriously.
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Swap the frogsCan you switch the frogs to the opposite side stones within 2 minutes? (cunning Chinese 2nd grade computer test :)

The Ranch

The Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming.

"So, what did you name the ranch"? asked his best friend when he flew out to visit.

"We had a heck of a time", admitted the new cowboy. "Couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch".

"Wow!" his friend was impressed. "So, where are all your cows"?

"None of 'em survived the branding".

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The best humour reminds us that deep down we're all strange, puzzled creatures who don't really understand the world or how to behave. That kind of humour is warm and generous, it's inclusive. Of course you get other humour which is nasty and cruel, it's about sneering at little people. I think it's much braver to sneer at big people, don't you?
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