When it comes to sex
Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bankers do it with interest
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Chess players check their Mates
Cops do it with cuffs
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Dentists do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Please, don't do it with Bankers; most of them are Tellers!
Engineers do it to specification
Firemen do it with a big hose
Frank Sinatra does it his way
Garbage-men come twice a week
Gardeners do it in the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Mountain Climbers like to be on top
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Truckers do it on the road
Travel Agents do it in lots of different places
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
And Zoologists do it with animals!
Contribution from jlo
Your 'Joke of the day' Mission:
Find a joke to tell a girl then email to break the ice! OR relax, take your time, have a good laugh then tell your friends and renew old acquaintances.
The best humour reminds us that deep down we're all strange, puzzled creatures who don't really understand the world or how to behave. That kind of humour is warm and generous, it's inclusive. Of course you get other humour which is nasty and cruel, it's about sneering at little people. I think it's much braver to sneer at big people, don't you?
John Cleese
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...donate the price of a Starbucks'to our thirsty support staff.
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