A day without smiling is a wasted day!!!
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
A little inaccuracy can save tons of explanation.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
A man is known by the company he avoids.
A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
A recent survey, proved that 80% of the males in Liverpool had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been in Prison yet
A smile confuses an approaching frown.