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Message VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
A man went to the doctor...
Millions of years ago...
Planting the seed...
You are no longer "cool" when .....
The interview
when the thrill is gone from the marriage!
The brain is a wonderful organ.,,
A father's advice to his son
Billy Connolly's Desiderata........ excerpt from his book
Beer
All I Know About Computers I Learned From My Mum
Relationships Before And After
Actual Employee Evaluations
The headache
Real Life Cybersex
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A night out for Dave and his wife
Tommy Cooper - Dont' jump off the roof dad
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Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
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Bran muffins
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Pinch my nipples
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Van Gogh's Family Tree
Ronnie Barker's best lines
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Samurai's and Flies
Best comeback line ever?
Dear Diary,
Federal Government employee performance evaluations.
Caught in the act
Rindercella
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
Spike Milligan
On the way to get married
Royal Navy Reports submitted by Mr Tim
Early retirement bonus
A Prayer for the Stressed
The terrible flood
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Quotes I like
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Staff Christmas Party
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Change of name
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Why?
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The new milking machine
Darwin Awards
To my dear wife...
Little Johnny and the horse with the broken leg
Hearing aid and perception
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Little Johnny drawing
How to stop smoking
Life in the Australian Army
The Ant and the Grasshopper
A present for the wife
Second try!
How to keep fit for the elderly...
An Australian Genie!
Who wants to be a pig?
Rodney's one liners
Letter from a deep sea diver to his sister
It is important for men to remember that as women get older
Two IT guys talking in a bar...
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Optical illusion
Thermos flask
Just married and...
Still good friends
Family golf story
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From 'Monty Python'
Zen computer error messages
Sometimes it pays to be honest
Dilbert quotes from company managers
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Tae a far-apologies to Robbie Burns
Little Johnny spending playing too many computer games
Little Johnny spending playing too many computer games
Two hungry tramps
Vasectomy
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The Circle of Life
Evil mutant attack squirrel of death
They walk among us!
A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr. Smith
Wife's work on the sly
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My best friend
How the internet was all started, it is true, honest!
The Battle of Trafalgar - revisited
Triplets
Anger Management, I do feel better!!!
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The Job Application
By Gum! By Gum!
Partners
A Rough Night
The Busy Bar
A Little Boy's Prayers
Sid the Inventor
Hank was a not too smart kind of guy.
The Ship's Magician and the Parrot
A Woman Walsk into a Bar
The Bird
One, Two, Three
Health & Fitness - Medical - Tired Gynecologist
House Trained
Hospital patient
Searching For a Missing CIA Agent in Ireland
Searching For a Missing CIA Agent in Ireland
Squashed Frog
The Husband Store and The Wives Store Across The Road
Quality
Doggie Style
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
Sleeping Late
The Best Bible Salesman
I'm not Happy
Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis
The Hi-Tech Milking Machine
Computers & Internet - General - Get The Most From The I.T. Dept.
One Liners
Little Johnny's Homework Excuse
10 Fingers
Country Funeral . . .
Recruiting for the Air Force
Doctor in Newfoundland
Embarrassing Medical Exams
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Beautiful Girl
Did you know
The Beer Scooter
Old Age
Superman
I Hate My Job
Some Wonderful Proverbs:
The Surrogate Father
Broken Fence in DC
Charles Atals
Want to live longer?
Elephant Joke
New Bumper Stickers
Quick Thinking - Definitely
Same Doc?
How to turn your man on.....
The Young Entrepreneur
Lie Detector
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Fit for the Job
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