The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug.

"Don't worry", the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white-collar crime too".

"Well, that's a relief" sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading".

"Oh, nothing fancy like that for me" qualified the convict. "I just killed a couple of Priests".














Posted: Tuesday 25th Jan 2005, 17:25