Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found There had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me".

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: "England will win the Ashes"

"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"

 

Posted: Monday 11th Dec 2006, 08:26