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Little Johnny And Sunday Dinner

 

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.

When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.

"I don't need to," Little Johnny replied.

"Of course, you do "his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."

"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook.”

Quotes for Today:

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.
Leonardo da Vinci 


Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash 


Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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