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Little Johnny Cursing And Swearing

 

Little Johnny was sweating while digging a hole to plant a tree and cursing as per usual.

Little Johnny's gardening teacher says "Johnny, please stop swearing the Lord is everywhere".

Little Johnny replys "Ok... so I guess He is in that tree over there"?

"Yes" his teacher replys.

"Ok.. no worry's" says Little Johnny " .....is He in my dad's wheel barrow"?

"Yes Johnny" his teacher replys

Little Johnny says "B@LLshit ....!!! My dad AINT GOT one".

Quotes for Today:

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
 


I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters (and keyboards).
Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) 


I'm happy to report that it has been a couple of weeks since I had a cigarette and my desire to kill people is beginning to fade. Of course writing this has created an urge for a smoke...
 

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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