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Little Johnny On Political Correctness

 

Teacher asked Little Johnny to give an example of Political Correctness.

"Conservatives and Liberal Democrats in a coalition Government, Miss," he replies.

"That's not really the answer I was looking for," says the Teacher.

"It's not the answer the country was looking for either."



Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an uscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.




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Quotes for Today:

There are only 2 kinds of software, Beta and obsolete.
 


There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
 


There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
 

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