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Little Johnny Spending Too Much Time Playing Computer Games

 

Little Johnny's father noticed that Johnny was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate Little Johnny into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, his father said, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

Little Johnny replied, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

Quotes for Today:

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry Truman  


I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
 


I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
S.Hawking 

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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