Little Johnny Wanted To...
Little Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000, by the time you pick up the money he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened...?"
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"
Now even though THIS IS A JOKE, there is a management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.