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Little Johnny’s First Experience Of Being Toilet Trained

 

Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy...

He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down and little Johnny lets out a scream.

His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his privates and screaming in pain.

He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it and make it better".

Little Johnny’s mother shouts, "Don’t start your father’s shit with me"!




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Quotes for Today:

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  


It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
 


It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised; the mosquito is swatted.
Catherine O'Hara  

This can save your bacon
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