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Nick Griffin Again!

 

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.

"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher.

'Who is credited with writing the phrase,’ To be or not to be, that is the question’?" asked the teacher. Little Abdul at the front of the class called out.........'Shakespeare'.

'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off."

'No thank you Miss. I am of Arabic origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.'

'Well okay,' said the teacher. The next quote is, "I had a dream!"

Little Hassan also at the front yelled out..... "Martin Luther King!"

"Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off"

"No thank you miss, I am of Pakistani origin and we also do not take time off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too." said little Hassan.

Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "Fucking Asians!"

"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.

"Nick Griffin!" yelled little Johnny, "See ya Tuesday!"

Quotes for Today:

Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you know.
 


Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance.
C. W. Wendte  


Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.
 

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