Selected Quotations

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  When life hands u lemons, ask for Tequilla and salt!!
  
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  When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.
  
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  When the sun comes up, I have morals again
  Elayne Boosler
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  When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.
  
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  Whenever you are depressed and think that you've lost, remember you are the same sperm that once won the battle To survive among millions of your kind.
  
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  Why do men fart more than women?
  Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
  
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  Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
  Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978
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  Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Skill is knowing how to do it. Virtue is doing it.
  Thomas Jefferson
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  Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
  
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  Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one
  
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  Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
  
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  Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
  
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  You can't get there from here.
  
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  Your failure to plan ahead does not make it my emergency!