Selected Quotations

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  I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
  
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  I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
  
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  I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true - I no longer know how to use my telephone.
  Bjarne Stroustrup
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  I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
  Harry Truman
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  I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
  
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  I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
  S.Hawking
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  I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'
  
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  I intend to live forever. So far, so good ! :-)
  
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  I keep my spammed links as test subjects for my security studies.
  
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  I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
  Elayne Boosler
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  I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  
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  I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think.
  
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  I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
  
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  I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
  Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943
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  I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
  
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  I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
  Ancient Persioan saying
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  I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.
  
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  I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
  
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  I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters (and keyboards).
  Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
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  I'm happy to report that it has been a couple of weeks since I had a cigarette and my desire to kill people is beginning to fade. Of course writing this has created an urge for a smoke...
  
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  I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
  Groucho Marx
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  I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ~ Author
  Unknown