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Shop Sign Puns

 

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Hairdresser: Cubic Hair

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Candy Shop: I feel like Crepe


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Church: Feeling down? Come in for a Faith Lift


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Flooring Shop: Floors for Thought


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Dry Cleaners & Laundry: Iron maiden - Professional Ironing Service


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Cafe: Lettuce Eat


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Sports Shop: The Merchant of Tennis


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Street Vendor: SellFridges


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Beauty Shop: Tanz'in'ere

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


Quitters never win, winners never quit.
 


Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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