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Three Medical Practioners On A Duck Shooting Party

 

A GP, a pathologist and a surgeon go duck hunting. They are reminded that it's illegal to shoot anything but ducks.

As the first bird flies overhead, the GP takes aim, saying—"Well, it looks like a duck, and flies like a duck, but I'd like a second opinion" … and he lowers his gun.

A second bird passes overhead, and the pathologist takes aim. "Hm, it has typical duck markings … and it sounds like a duck … but I'm not certain" … and he lowers his gun without firing.

Another duck appears. The surgeon raises his gun quickly. Bang! Bang Bang! his gun rings out. "Hey, go see if that was a duck, will ya?"

Quotes for Today:

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Jon Lithgow 


To be wronged is nothing unless you remember it.
Confucious (Kong Fu-Zi) 


To get Maximum Enjoyment from Life Take Big Bites. Moderation is for the Monks.
 

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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