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I Believe

 

I believe it - just wished I could ALWAYS follow it.



A Birth Certificate shows that we were born;

A Death Certificate shows that we died;

Pictures show that we lived!

Have a seat . . Relax...

And now read this slowly.



I believe

That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other.

And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.



I believe

That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.



I believe

That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.



I believe

That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.



I believe

That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.



I believe

That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.



I believe

That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.



I believe

That you can keep going long after you think you can't.



I believe

That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.



I believe

That either you control your attitude or it controls you.



I believe

That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.



I believe

That money is a lousy way of keeping score.



I believe

That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.



I believe

That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.



I believe

That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.



I believe

That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.



I believe

That no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.



I believe

That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.



I believe

Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.



I believe

That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.



I believe

That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.



I believe

That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.



I believe

That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.



I believe

That you should send this to all of the people that you believe in. I just did.



I believe

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.



I believe

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.



Courtesy of: http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-10604.0.html



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