Friday 15th January 2021 - 22:55:49 

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Still expermenting and coming to terms with CDN Cache system and how it affects Johns-Jokes

PHP Framework that does what it says on the tin :)

PHP 5.3
great language and still learning :)

very fast at handling a vast amount of jokes

HTML Validation
prefer using HTML XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" because of the ease of validating and eliminating errors

CSS Validation
prefer using CSS2.1 once again because of the ease of validating for current browsers.

trying to get my .htaccess file to do what I want it to do - no mean task :)

AHHG - give me strength. Efforts at increasing Alexa's Page Rank is a no mean task :(
Current Alexa Ranking: 287,084

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I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate :)

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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