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Chuck Norris Update 001

 

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

Chuck Norris is so cool he lost his virginity before his Dad

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result...

Quotes for Today:

I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'
 


I intend to live forever. So far, so good ! :-)
 


I keep my spammed links as test subjects for my security studies.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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