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Ipresents For All The Ifamily

 


It all began with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn't?


My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.


I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.


September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon.


It was around then that the fight started . . .

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This unfortunately activated the iBitch.


Which led me to the iHospital and iGet out Thursday.


This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Hindsight is an exact science.
 


How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
 


How did a fool and his money GET together?
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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