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Latest Explanation Of Sex And Love

 

A blonde and her redhead friend were talking about sex...

Blonde
Tell me, what is sex ?
Redhead:
Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table.


Blonde:
And what is good sex ?
Redhead:
Good sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks you go to bed and he leaves lots of money on your table.


Blonde:
Blonde:
And what is love ?
Redhead:
Love - That's an ethnic minority invention to avoid leaving money on the table.



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